JBroadway said: "Forgive me if I'm wrong, but the way you phrased that post made it seem like you're allowing you're distaste toward the practice to influence whether or not you think it should be a word, which doesn't really make sense. Your dysentery pun is clever, but it doesn't really serve to negate anything I said, so I'm not really sure what to make of it.
And what's so grotesque about making a noun a verb? It happens all the time. People "skateboard" to work, and "winter" in the Hamptons, and "sandwich" between two people, and "flat tire" someone when walking in front of them."
OK, two things: Of course language flows, and nouns become verbs all the time!I don't think it's inherently grotesque to turn a noun into a verb, although it can be irritating based on personal preferences (like all things!). But I do think in this case, it legitimizes the increasing grotesqueness of the experience at the stage door.
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