I saw “Curtains” yesterday, and I will do my best to “review” the show… although I should warn you. I’m not a trained professional when it comes to being a critic, and I don’t claim to be! But I’ll do my best to give you the lowdown, as I see it…
I will start with the “good.” It’s a fun, pleasing show overall, with a winning and talented cast. (I’m sure they’ll have plenty of quotes like that for the ads!) The best part about the show IS the cast. Debra Monk (as theatrical producer Carmen Bernstein) owns the stage, and more than her fair share of the musical’s laughs, from the moment we see her cantankerous face pop up from behind a newspaper bearing a rotten review of her latest effort. And David Hyde Pierce, as the charming and bumbling theatre-lover Lieutenant Frank Cioffi comes off here as a "musical theatre" answer to Jimmy Stewart. I didn’t see his performance in Spamalot, so I was surprised to learn how comfortable he is in this genre. He sings and dances (okay “moves”) quite well here, and slips from dialogue to song to dance with his own equal and uniform gee-golly-gosh style. About the worst thing I can say for him is that his Boston accent slips in and out. Something not terribly important in the scheme of things. Both Monk and Pierce are the anchors of this show, but it’s really an ensemble piece. There are around a dozen principle roles, and everyone gives a good, solid performance.
Now for the bad… unfortunately (perhaps because there are so many principle roles) none of them are very fleshed-out, even within the expected limitations of an old-fashioned musical format like this. Throughout the evening, we learn who everyone is, what their relationship is to everyone else while working on the show-within-a-show, and what they want out of life. But we don’t learn anything about who they are as “people.” So, the result for me was that I felt very removed from this story and these likeable characters. I wasn’t really pulling for anyone.
The show's real problem is the writing. The book, music and lyrics are good, but never great. They are “serviceable” but never memorable. Bouncy tunes, standard choreography and funny jokes that are all quickly forgotten. I would go into the plot a bit here, but I always HATE when the real critics do that, so I won’t. This is, after all, a murder mystery set behind the scenes of a musical during its out-of-town tryout. I will only add that it’s a murder mystery where the stakes never seem very high, and we don’t much care "whodunnit."
There is one number that “stops the show,” and it definitely merits mentioning. It’s the sweet duet that evolves into a large, fluffy, romantic production number with Pierce and the darling, willowy ingénue Jill Paice, called, “A Tough Act To Follow.” It’s not the material itself that works this “magic.” The song is good (not great) and the staging is straightforward and well executed… but it’s the chemistry of these two winning performers that shoots it into the stratosphere. The audience clapped for nearly a full minute afterwards, at the performance I attended. If I tried to describe it to you on paper, you wouldn’t get it, or begin to understand why it works. No hydraulic lifts, super special effects, or shrieking divas belting. For those of you who saw Hairspray with Harvey and Dick’s rendition of “You’re Timeless To Me,” you’ll understand what I mean. It’s a sweet, charming song that (due to the chemistry of the performers) manages to stop the show.
I think “Curtains” will do well when it gets to NYC. I predict it will receive mixed to positive notices and have a good, respectable run. It isn’t a mega-hit in the making. It’s not going to win every Tony Award conceivable. Or necessarily ANY, for that matter. But it has enough good things going for it to keep both the locals and the tourists entertained for a season or possibly two.
One final thought… when all was said and done… as the lights came up for the last time, I couldn’t help but feel a twinge of finality and regret. This was the last original Kander & Ebb show I’ll ever see, and I kept thinking about that on the way home. It represents the end of a golden partnership in musical theatre history. And although “Curtains” is far from their finest effort, I was glad to be there to enjoy it, and say a fond goodbye to two “old friends.”
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Updated On: 8/7/06 at 10:48 AM