Stand-by Joined: 12/22/10
Ditto on the Cadide.
And because Pippin's on the brain right now, here are two that I love from there:
"...and time weaves ribbons of memory to sweeten life when youth is through"
"simple joys have a simple voice that say time is living's price"
Stand-by Joined: 1/8/12
The favorite son of Indiana
with his gun and his bandana
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, from Fiddler:
I promise you’ll be happy, and even if you’re not,
There’s more to life than that. Don’t ask me what.
* * *
You heard he has a temper, he’ll beat you every night,
But only when he’s sober, so you’re all right.
Do You Love Me, from Fiddler
Then you love me.
I suppose I do.
And I suppose I love you, too.
It doesn’t change a thing, but even so,
After 25 years, it’s nice to know.
Why Can’t the English, from My Fair Lady
By rights she should be taken out and hung [NOTE: grammatically, it should be “hanged.”]
For the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue.
Let a Woman in Your Life, from My Fair Lady
She’ll have a large, Wagnerian mother, with a voice that shatters glass.
Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh (Il Muto), from Phantom of the Opera
They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame!
His Lordship, sure, would die of shock
His Lordship is a laughing-stock!
Should he suspect her, God protect her!
Shame! Shame! Shame!
This faithless lady's bound for HADES!
Shame! Shame!! Shame!
Serafimo - your disguise is perfect.
Who can this be?
Gentle wife, admit your loving husband.
My love - I am called to England on affairs of State,
And must leave you with your new maid.
Though I'd happily take the maid with me.
The old fool's leaving!
Serafimo - away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence!
Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Haha, Haha...
Time I tried to get a better better half!
Poor fool, he doesn't know!
Hoho, Hoho...
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!
Stand-by Joined: 6/10/09
"You've gotta stack that deck with a couple of extra aces
and this queen has her aces in all the right places".
A Litte Brains, A Little talent, Damn Yankees
Swing Joined: 10/20/12
Slowly introduce him to the better things
Respectable, conservative and clean:
Reader's Digest
Guy Lombardo
Rogers Peet
Golf!
Galoshes
Ovaltine!
Broadway Star Joined: 5/28/13
Anything Joel Grey did in the revival of Anything Goes Particularly "if you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh *laughs hysterically*"
13: "If that's what it is, then that's what it is, at least until Disney can rewrite it"
"Sometimes she drinks in bed, sometimes he's homosexual;
But why be vicious, they keep it out of sight,
good show - they're gonna be alright"
- Sondheim
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/12
"Skip, skipped the ladies to the master's gate
Sip, sipped the ladies while the master ate
Tiptoed the chambermaids who stole their pearls
Snip, snipped the gardener and cut off their curls"
"I sorta hate to ask it, but do you have a basket?"
-INTO THE WOODS
Stand-by Joined: 2/11/05
Gershwin:
The climax of a plot
Should be the marriage knot
But there's no knot
For me.
Caroline, or Change:
But you miss - oh, you miss -
The sun and the moon
And the wooden bassoon
And sharing cigarettes -
Do you miss sharing a cigarette?
You be I do, Noah.
You bet . . .
Broadway Star Joined: 12/31/69
I love your funny face
Your sunny funny face
Why you're a cutie
With more than beauty
You've got, a lot
Of Personali-T-N-T
also,
I'm no mathematician
All I know is addition
I find counting a bore
Keep the numbers mounting
Your accountant knows accounting
Featured Actor Joined: 7/7/09
Pretty much all of Larry Hart's lyric for "The Roxy Music Hall", but particularly
Where an usher puts his heart in what he ushes.
Where the seats caress your carcass with their plushes.
And the fountain changes color when it gushes.
Come with me, where the drinking cups are always free.
It's a wonderland where everyone is Alice.
And the Ladies' Room is bigger than a palace.
I love "But Mr. Adams" from 1776, where Adams, Franklin, and Jefferson debate the merits of writing the Declaration of Independence vs. making love.
Jefferson: Mr. Adams, leave me alone!
Adams: Mr. Jefferson, dear Mr. Jefferson I'm only 41; I still have my virility And I can romp through Cupid's Grove with great agility But life is more than sexual combustibility
Others: Combustibility, combustibility, combustibili...
Jefferson: Mr. Adams, damn you Mr. Adams You're obnoxious and disliked; that cannot be denied Once again you stand between me and my lovely bride Oh, Mr. Adams, you are driving me to homicide!
Others: Homicide, homicide, we may see murder yet!
I don't think any of these are repeats, but here are some of my favorites, off the top of my head (I think they're all accurate, but I apologize if any are off. Very slow connection here and I can't double-check.):
"There's no time to sit and dither while her withers whither with her,
And no one keeps a cow for a friend!" - Sondheim, "Into the Woods"
Edgar: My father's at the North Pole,
With Admiral Perry and Eskimos!
Where is your mother?
Girl: Dead.
- "Ragtime"
"Look at the world. You think there's a G-d? There isn't a G-d! Not when you've got those crazy nuns like Mother Theresa who won't give those Indians rubbers and so they have babies and babies and everyone's crowded and hungry and starving! Of course, if Indian food was all I had to eat, I wouldn't eat." - LaChiusa, "See What I Wanna See"
"I saw 'My Fair Lady.' I sort of enjoyed it." - Sondheim, "Merrily We Roll Along" (and pretty much all the lyrics in "Opening Doors," and the Kennedy number)
"Some people can't find success with their art
Some people never feel love in their heart
Some people can't tell the two things apart,
But I keep rolling on." - Jason Robert Brown, "The Last Five Years"
"And how your hat is carried in the air just so you can chase it
Just so I can be there
This is how I know
This is what I see
This is love to me" - Adam Guettel, "The Light in the Piazza"
"There's a melody for every malady. Prescription song, you see." - "Passing Strange"
But I know, he’ll appear
Though I seem a bit bipolar
And I’m a vandal now as well, though he won’t mind
I’m a find, I’m a catch
And a very gifted bowler!
It won’t be long now, I guarantee!
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