I'm currently very partial to Matilda.
From Loud:
No one's gonna tell you when to shake your tush.
Well, you've got a light; don't hide it under a bushel.
No one's gonna look if you don't stand out.
No one's gonna listen if you don't shout.
No one's gonna care if you don't care,
So go and put some highlights in your hair!
'Cause you've gotta highlight what you've got,
Even if what you've got is not a lot.
...
A little less bzzz, a lot more zing!
A little less pshh, a lot more schwang!
A little less dressing like your mum,
A lot more bum-ba, bum-bum, ba-da-bum!
And I know we're supposed to be annoying by the barrelina girl, but I love this from Miracle:
My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina.
She has never seen a prettier barrelina.
She says if I'm keen, I have to cut down on the cream,
But I'm a barrelina, SO GIVE ME MORE CAKE!
Take another picture of our angel in that costume that I made.
The role of tree has never been portrayed with such convincing sway.
That's right, honey, look at mummy!
Don't put honey on your brother.
Smile for mummy; smile for mother!
I think she blinked.
Well, take another!
I know you.
I know you.
I know you.