And, by the way... IMO, there is always something good about ANY show. DOTV, for me, holds the undistinguished position of there being NOTHING good about it. AT ALL. The direction was sloppy, no continuum whatsoever (there was continuum in the previews, the director CUT that.. believe it or not). The choreography, Carrappa says himself, was frantic improvisation. It is the worst excuse of choreography I have ever seen. The Minskoff was too big, TANZ was more intimate at the Raimund Theater in Vienna. The costumes were like a hideous version of Disney, the ones in Vienna were subtle. In short, there was nothing even SUBTLE about Vampires on Broadway.
Steinman, the composer, has gone on record as calling it "an utter sh*t-pile". I don't remember any composer, in recent memory, ever commenting THAT controversially about a flop before. I know ALW recalled "Jeeves", then went around to every store in London, buying up copies lol.
The show was absolutely hideous, IMO. Crawford played Krolock as the Professor is played in Vienna. Auberjonois was good, but he wasn't supposed to play the part that his part became. Max von Essen portrayed Alfred with too much "bravado", whereas Alfred is supposed to be a shy, timid character. Mandy Gonzalez belted everything, the Sarah in Vienna was haunting and soft. Magda and Rebecca were always on-stage together, Magda and Rebecca had some chilling solo moments in Vienna. Chagal was a caricature, like a bad Disney cartoon, whereas he was a frantic and paranoid father / innkeeper in Vienna, and we sympathize with his total loss of apprehension as he is "awakened" as a vampire.
In Vienna, Herbert wasn't a total insult to the gay community. He didn't strut all over the stage, he just slinked about in the shadows... "Wenn Liebe In Dir Ist" was a lot more elegant. Koukol was a grotesque Hunchback servant, Boris was a really bad version of Riff-Raff. I can't find anything good to say about this show, not even the way Steinman's music came across because it was amplified FAR too loud. It was deafening
In "Angels Arise", the two girls are constantly upstaging Sarah, distracting the audiences' attention by flicking their hands around in the air. All we're concerned about are the girls mucking around, instead of the haunting plea of "Angels Arise" which really is a prayer (alas, this piece of music was nicked from the "Batman" musical, where it truly works wonders)
Too many people blame Crawford for this misfire, but the reality is... IMO... everything bad that could happen in a show happened here, it just all came together... Rancido & Carrappa weren't capable of dealing with this material, so they worked with experience and made a stupid comedy that's not supposed to happen in a gothic piece. It was just, bleeehhh
The sooner this one's forgotten, the better. TANZ has done phenomenally well in Vienna, Stuttgart, Hamburg, Warsaw, Tokyo and now Berlin, Budapest and (rumoured) the U.K. (in a proper complete English translation) and the motion picture directed by Polanski.
Polanski's people did gethim a copy of this show, in some form, and he HATED it. He refuses to EVER mention it
Who can explain it, who can tell you why?
Fools give you reasons, wise men never try
-South Pacific