Dolly as Dolly?

[PiraguaGuy2]

Dolly as Dolly?#1

Posted: 5/4/09 at 9:50am

B'way producer James Nederlander -- in whose Marriot Marquis Theatre "9 to 5" is up and running -- wants Dolly [Parton] for "[Hello,] Dolly." Three cities. New York, Chicago, LA. Ten weeks each. Percentage, plus salary. Enough to keep her in wigs for a really long time. Call.
Ohyeasure, Cindy Adams.

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[Wanna Be A Foster]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#2

Posted: 5/4/09 at 9:55am

I didn't know Dolly (Parton) wears a wig.

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[PiraguaGuy2]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#2

Posted: 5/4/09 at 9:56am

She wears several.

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[Weez]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#3

Posted: 5/4/09 at 9:57am

Coincidentally, I was watching Hannah Montana this morning, and Dolly was in it, making a joke about how the Hannah wig was one of hers.

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[philcrosby]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#4

Posted: 5/4/09 at 9:58am

Sometimes simultaneously.

As Dolly P herself says "Do you have any idea how much it costs to look this cheap?"

[WiCkEDrOcKS]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#5

Posted: 5/4/09 at 10:00am

I. Love. Dolly.

But as I've said 100,001 times, I want to see Bernadette play Dolly. Please, "Encores: Summer Stars"? Please?

[Unknown User]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#6

Posted: 5/4/09 at 10:20am

I just can't imagine that. But I'd buy a ticket.

[husk_charmer]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#7

Posted: 5/4/09 at 10:27am

Well, I can see it.

She has the talent. She has the stamina. She has the name. And she's just weird enough to be a good successor for Carol Channing.

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[JazzSquare55]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#8

Posted: 5/4/09 at 10:41am

ORGASMIC!!!!

YEAAHHH!!!

[Tom1071]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#9

Posted: 5/4/09 at 11:11am

I'd be there in a heartbeat!!!!

[ljay889]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#10

Posted: 5/4/09 at 11:12am

Is she believable as being from Yonkers?

[madbrian]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#11

Posted: 5/4/09 at 11:16am

I would go see Dolly as Dolly, but if we're going with a country Dolly, I'd much prefer Reba.

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[Unknown User]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#12

Posted: 5/4/09 at 11:16am

I was thinking they could say she's from Yonker's Holler.

[PalJoey]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#13

Posted: 5/4/09 at 12:02pm

Her "Give me a sign, Ephraim" speech and "Before the Parade Passes By" would be phenomenally moving.

[nasty_khakis]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#14

Posted: 5/4/09 at 1:21pm

I've been saying for years that this should happen. She's got the humor, heart, and talent to spare. I'd buy her from Yonkers in the sense she married a man from Yonkers and moved there.

Pleeeeeeease, let this happen!

[DickonDefysGravity]

re: Dolly as Dolly?#15

Posted: 5/4/09 at 1:26pm

Plenty of actresses I'd rather see as Dolly...

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