Don't slam me...

I am in my mid thirties but look about 22 (I hated looking so much younger in my twenties, but now that I am hitting those higher numbers, I love it). I had a REALLY bad year; I lost my entire savings to someone, I lost my job, I lost my relationship, I am estranged from my family.... I rent a bedroom and that is all I have. I recently started working again and don't make a lot of money.
The one thing that brings me joy or happiness is seeing broadway shows. I am pretty lonely and it is the one thing I actually enjoy.
I used to have an old college ID that had no date on it that I used for student rushes, but I lost my wallet last year.

Does anyone know anywhere in NYC to get a fake college ID? I tried 8th Avenue - all of the souvenir shops that used to sell fake IDs but none do anymore (a shopowner told me that when I asked). There has to be somewhere though to get one??
I know some people will think it is wrong, but my life sucks, I have virtually no money and being able to see shows on the very cheap will help me wile away my days off of work.

Please don't attack me.. it's just a question.
Thanks to anyone who can help. PM me if you wish.

Brother, can you spare a dime?

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First of all, I am not sure if this is a serious post.
If so, I am sorry you have had such a terrible time lately and that you are going through so much.
However, engaging in illegal actitivy (possession of fake identification) and unethical activity is certainly not the answer to your loneliness. If fact, it could cause even worse problems.
Additionally, many members of this board are high-school students (and younger) and I think providing information about obtaining illegitimate ID's would be inappropriate (not that they don't know better anyway).
Perhaps you can research more appropriate ways to find tickets and enjoy the shows.
Best of luck to you and I hope your situation improves.

I have so many college IDs that I'd be okay if I lost one..

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I feel you. Anything could go wrong but as long as I have my broadway musicals.....I will be okay :P

Boohoo. I'm so sorry I can't help you, but your story was so heartbreaking I'm now going to go sit in the corner of my room and cry for two hours.

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Guess you need a chip on your shoulder...

actually this should be the least of your worries, you have much larger issues that you may want to work on

odd first post, I must say

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Come on, Diva. You know that's not the kind of slamming you like to do.

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Yeah, considering he's asking about something illegal, I thought this thread would have been deleted by now.

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I can't help you out on this one, but there's plenty of good theater out there that isn't Broadway that costs even less without having to worry about it being illegal. Find a talented community theater/high school/college and follow all of their productions.