#2
Posted: 11/12/14 at 8:14pm
WTF?
And watch, it'll be a huge hit.
*SMDH*
And watch, it'll be a huge hit.
*SMDH*
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 11/12/14 at 08:14 PM
#4
Posted: 11/12/14 at 8:54pm
It's going to play in the same hotel where the Chippendales are playing?
#5
Posted: 11/12/14 at 9:00pm
I'm all for it, as long as the final scene is a lovely choral prayer service for the family, who have all died after eating diseased duck.
#10
Posted: 11/12/14 at 10:08pm
It's an easy paycheck, Mac. The songs write themselves.
Send in the Ducks
Every Day a Little Duck
Losing My Duck
Send in the Ducks
Every Day a Little Duck
Losing My Duck
#12
Posted: 11/12/14 at 10:29pm
Quack if Ya' Hear Me
Songs include:
- Calling you
- Blind love
- Mallard Ballad
- Real or Beard?
- Camo Duo
Songs include:
- Calling you
- Blind love
- Mallard Ballad
- Real or Beard?
- Camo Duo
#14
Posted: 11/12/14 at 10:55pm
Surprised re Jeff Calhoun's involvement in it.
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#15
Posted: 11/13/14 at 2:08am
Jeff Calhoun should be ashamed to be involved with this
#16
Posted: 11/13/14 at 3:10am
And of course the ad slogan needs to be:
"Come see the biggest collection of beards in Broadway history."
"Come see the biggest collection of beards in Broadway history."
#18
Posted: 11/13/14 at 8:31am
Although not the exact picture of Lucille Benson I saw in my mind upon reading about this new musical...this picture will do. First thing that came to my mind was the "South will rise again" and Mother Burnside burping in the Peckerwood Plantation scene in Mame.
#19
Posted: 11/13/14 at 2:12pm
All my sympathy goes to the poor Chippendales having to co-exist in the same proximity. The Duck Dynasty clan's 15 minutes of fame expired like several years ago. Their ratings have been progressively sinking (yet A&E continues to renew them while axing their scripted shows), every time one of them goes out in public they seem to do so with the intention of unapologetically offending as many people as possible, and their latest attempt at producing movies (giving us the relentlessly dull and abysmal Left Behind) tanked in an eye blink, yet like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2, they keep reappearing in various venues to continue their reign of terror and bad taste.
#20
Posted: 11/13/14 at 3:51pm
Wonder if Calhoun will add this to his Playbill bio for future shows.
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#21
Posted: 11/13/14 at 4:22pm
It won't be as bad as Brooklyn but just as horrifying. And Jeff should be ashamed of himself to become involved with these idiots. Jeff better not camp it up during rehearsals or he will be mistaken for a duck. He doesn't need the money, his residuals from Newsies must be enormous. It must be for the art.
#22
Posted: 11/13/14 at 4:24pm
These duck song puns are making me snort out loud at my desk. Please do more!
-There's the muddle in the middle. There's the puddle where the poodle did the piddle."
#24
Posted: 11/13/14 at 6:56pm
Their favorite president was Mallard Fillmore
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#25
Posted: 11/13/14 at 7:14pm
Well, makes sense they are already actors playing imaginary roles...
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