Duck Dynasty Musical!

[CurtainsUpat8]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#1

Posted: 11/12/14 at 7:55pm

Please tell me this isn't true!
NY Times Article

[tazber]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#2

Posted: 11/12/14 at 8:14pm

WTF?

And watch, it'll be a huge hit.

*SMDH*

....but the world goes 'round

Updated On: 11/12/14 at 08:14 PM

[Mr Roxy]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#2

Posted: 11/12/14 at 8:29pm

Another sign of end of days

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[PalJoey]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#3

Posted: 11/12/14 at 8:54pm

It's going to play in the same hotel where the Chippendales are playing?

[NoName3]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#4

Posted: 11/12/14 at 9:00pm

I'm all for it, as long as the final scene is a lovely choral prayer service for the family, who have all died after eating diseased duck.

[disneybroadwayfan22]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#5

Posted: 11/12/14 at 9:18pm

.......Theatre has really come to this?

[Mr Roxy]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#6

Posted: 11/12/14 at 9:31pm

It has been this for sometime.

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[macnyc]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#7

Posted: 11/12/14 at 9:59pm

Did Sondheim really need work that badly?

[Sutton Ross]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#8

Posted: 11/12/14 at 10:04pm

It's in Nevada, it doesn't matter.

[NoName3]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#9

Posted: 11/12/14 at 10:08pm

It's an easy paycheck, Mac. The songs write themselves.

Send in the Ducks
Every Day a Little Duck
Losing My Duck

[Sutton Ross]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#10

Posted: 11/12/14 at 10:13pm

Seasons of duck love

[MarkBearSF]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#11

Posted: 11/12/14 at 10:29pm

Quack if Ya' Hear Me
Songs include:
- Calling you
- Blind love
- Mallard Ballad
- Real or Beard?
- Camo Duo

[Sutton Ross]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#12

Posted: 11/12/14 at 10:33pm

Mallard Ballad is FU*KING GOLD!

[Mr Roxy]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#13

Posted: 11/12/14 at 10:55pm

Surprised re Jeff Calhoun's involvement in it.

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[LightsOut90]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#14

Posted: 11/13/14 at 2:08am

Jeff Calhoun should be ashamed to be involved with this

[FishermanBob]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#15

Posted: 11/13/14 at 3:10am

And of course the ad slogan needs to be:

"Come see the biggest collection of beards in Broadway history."

[broadwaybabywannabe2]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#16

Posted: 11/13/14 at 5:21am

it's VEGAS BABY!!!...lol...they deserve it...

[Brian07663NJ]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#17

Posted: 11/13/14 at 8:31am

Although not the exact picture of Lucille Benson I saw in my mind upon reading about this new musical...this picture will do. First thing that came to my mind was the "South will rise again" and Mother Burnside burping in the Peckerwood Plantation scene in Mame.

[Christoph]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#18

Posted: 11/13/14 at 2:12pm

All my sympathy goes to the poor Chippendales having to co-exist in the same proximity. The Duck Dynasty clan's 15 minutes of fame expired like several years ago. Their ratings have been progressively sinking (yet A&E continues to renew them while axing their scripted shows), every time one of them goes out in public they seem to do so with the intention of unapologetically offending as many people as possible, and their latest attempt at producing movies (giving us the relentlessly dull and abysmal Left Behind) tanked in an eye blink, yet like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2, they keep reappearing in various venues to continue their reign of terror and bad taste.

[Mr Roxy]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#19

Posted: 11/13/14 at 3:51pm

Wonder if Calhoun will add this to his Playbill bio for future shows.

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[evic]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#20

Posted: 11/13/14 at 4:22pm

It won't be as bad as Brooklyn but just as horrifying. And Jeff should be ashamed of himself to become involved with these idiots. Jeff better not camp it up during rehearsals or he will be mistaken for a duck. He doesn't need the money, his residuals from Newsies must be enormous. It must be for the art.

[musikman]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#21

Posted: 11/13/14 at 4:24pm

These duck song puns are making me snort out loud at my desk. Please do more!

-There's the muddle in the middle. There's the puddle where the poodle did the piddle."

[BwayWatcher555]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#22

Posted: 11/13/14 at 6:41pm

No.

[Mr Roxy]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#23

Posted: 11/13/14 at 6:56pm

Their favorite president was Mallard Fillmore

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[haterobics]

Duck Dynasty Musical!#24

Posted: 11/13/14 at 7:14pm

Well, makes sense they are already actors playing imaginary roles...