"You have a good... third husband, Joanne."
Marta's "Look at that! You can see the East River!" in the second act.
"I was just thinking that this is probably a more interesting wedding breakfast than most. The bride is in a high-energy mode and the groom is abnormally quiet. And yet, a festive atmosphere pervades the room."
"What's the big deal about me being Jewish? Three-quarters of your friends are Jewish."
"Did I ever say I like my friends? I do not."
Basically anything from the wedding breakfast scene.
"You mean what was the best picture of the year or what did they pick as the best picture of the year?" - California Suite