Funniest jokes at Chitty's expense!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 10:44pm

Sometimes, predictable failure is downright hilarious!

Sure, we all laughed when the woman dressed like a car sang, "It's a sh*tty sh*tty bomb bomb" in Forbidden Broadway.

But right now, my #1 vote goes to "Bang Bang, You're Dead: Chitty to Close on December 31" on TheaterMania.

Let's keep track of the best!

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 10:51pm

awwwwwwww.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 10:54pm

Hey, at least no one is starting a "Save Chitty!" campaign and using their signitures to order everyone on the board to go see it.

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 10:54pm

*tear*

Chittyyyy.

*hugs Emcee*

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 10:58pm

It's okay. I knew it was coming.

The Save Chitty thread was there, but it just disappeared.

Personally, I enjoy the "Gang Bang" jokes.

Updated On: 11/2/05 at 10:58 PM

[meagan9848]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 10:58pm

skittles, you spoke too soon.

[meagan9848]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 11:01pm

I just went back to get a link for the "Save Chitty" thread, and it was no longer.

I Thought I was going crazy.

I'm glad someone else saw it.

I'm seeing it next Friday (I think). I bet I'm going to love it, then be real sad it's closing.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 11:01pm

Wait, what? Where? Was it already deleted?

Edit: Okay, nevermind. Still, it's nowhere near as bad as some other shows that have closed in recent months.

Updated On: 11/2/05 at 11:01 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 11:06pm

Hi, hello? Could the criers and the huggers please go to another thread? This thread is about the funniest jokes at the predictable failure of Chitty's expense! Thanking you in advance.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 11:08pm

I can give hugs AND contribute jokes!

Updated On: 11/2/05 at 11:08 PM

[meagan9848]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 11:08pm

That's rude.

I haven't even seen it yet, so I'm neither a crier nor a hugger.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 11:08pm

Okay, let's go. Contribute away!

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 11:10pm

I wish I could remember what specifically they were... but there were about five good "gang bang" jokes. I'll have to ask around. heh.

I have to see Forbidden B'way before the cut the sketch.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 11/2/05 at 11:13pm

Yeah, that one will fade faster than the memory of Chitty on B'way, which'll be gone AND forgotten before you know it.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 11/3/05 at 1:39am

I think I would have rather seen My Mother The Car:The Musical.

[etoile]

Posted: 11/3/05 at 3:33am

Namo, must have been an oversight that no one pointed out the misspelling of Chitty.

Add to that the old Sinatra favorite:
Music played, and people sang
Bang bang, it hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot it down.

Name alone suggested a self fulfilling prophesies?