In all seriousness, one of the worst musicals I've ever seen on Broadway. The sets were laughably cheap and minimal (I'll never forget that little model boat going by in the background that looked like they bought it at Toys R Us). The floor tilted, so that's where the money went. The costumes looked like Bob Mackie's from a Carol Burnett Show parody.
I was so bored, I wanted to gouge my eye out. The only thing I liked, and I mean the ONLY thing was the choral singing. They sounded great. The book was laborious and convoluted, the songs were forgettable, with one or two pleasant melodies, quickly forgotten. The cast, which was stellar, was also forgettable. They did their best. The staging was a joke, especially the big "boarding" number which they did on the Tonys. All of them marching around in circles, over and over again, and staring out into the audience. Nothing was happening. And it went on forever. The lighting was dingy and most of the time you couldn't see the actors' faces. And I was sitting close. Yes, I know much of the story takes place at night, but that's NOT how you light an outdoor scene at night for the theatre.
We wanted to leave at intermission and would have, except I had a friend in the cast and we were meeting him afterwards and going out for drinks. I spent all of Act II wondering exactly what I would say to him. All I could manage was "the choral singing was wonderful and you all sounded great!" I left it at that. But BOY, did I need that drink after the show.
I stil can't believe it won Best Musical. It's at the very top of my list as "worst Best Musicals ever."
Oh, and we had comp tickets, too, and I seriously wanted my money back. That's how bad it was.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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Updated On: 7/11/11 at 11:06 AM