If the theatre doesn't get the big Equity tours, shows like Matilda, Kinky Boots, Mamma Mia ect are all unlikely, no?
Could the honey be Spelling Bee? Bee -> honey
I was thinking Best Little Whorehouse for the cowboy boot, but it could also be Annie Get Your Gun or 9 To 5...
Everybody seems to agree on Spamalot for the coconuts but my first thought was actually Once On The Island (which I know nothing about, but just going off the title)