Well if they're going for silly casting, why don't they just audition Betty White for the role of Herbie.
I even think most of the names mentioned here are wrong. I've always seen Herbie was a bit rough around the edges but can clean up well. I had always wished that when Allan Melvin was alive, that he would have played the role.
At this moment, I'm sort of leaning toward Hugh Laurie playing Herbie.
And if they commit this to film again, I renew my request to see the strippers played as follows:
Angela Lansbury - Elektra
Chita Rivera - Tessie Turra
Elaine Stritch - Mazeppa
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.