HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)

[Broadway Bob*]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#1

Posted: 4/23/14 at 5:22pm

I want one of faux HURT LOCKER: the musical Playbills! Does anyone have an extra they would be willing to part with?!? I'll gladly pay shipping charges!!! PLEASE!!! I am begging on bended knee!!!

<-- Tevye, FIDDLER ON THE ROOF, March 2018

[HogansHero]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#2

Posted: 4/23/14 at 5:36pm

I'm not sure if this is reported elsewhere on here but if you go to the playbill vault website, the hedwig playbill includes the entire and hilarious hurt locker playbill starting at page 11

[CarmenDeBris]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#2

Posted: 4/23/14 at 5:58pm

Is it something they did especially for opening night? Do we know?

[Sutton Ross]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#3

Posted: 4/23/14 at 5:59pm

The first time I saw the songs, "What's With All These Goats?", "Your Body is The Bomb (Literally)" and "Call Me After Call To Prayer", I was laughing uncontrollably for 20 minutes straight.

Bob, there must be some extra copies around somewhere, especially when the show lets out.

[ArtMan]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#4

Posted: 4/23/14 at 6:12pm

Bob, If I see one when I see the show in June, I will pm you.

[tazber]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#5

Posted: 4/23/14 at 6:28pm

Theatregoers at the Broadway premiere of Hedwig and the Angry Inch will receive an extra Playbill, along with the one for the rock musical starring Neil Patrick Harris.

Playbills for Hurt Locker The Musical are being distributed at the show.

Playbill.com seems to indicate that they're being given out to the everyone who sees the show.
Link

....but the world goes 'round

[tazber]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#6

Posted: 4/23/14 at 6:30pm

Btw, I love:

Music and lyrics by Metallica and Stephen R. Schwartz.

....but the world goes 'round

[CATSNYrevival]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#7

Posted: 4/23/14 at 6:34pm

The bio for Metallica is even better.

[temms]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#8

Posted: 4/23/14 at 7:56pm

I love the RADA-trained Arab actor with a PhD whose only TV credits are playing terrorists.

[Sutton Ross]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#9

Posted: 4/23/14 at 8:08pm

"Please be aware this production includes actual bombs and gluten" HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[The Distinctive Baritone]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#10

Posted: 4/23/14 at 8:43pm

The Abdul Batin and Pepper Phillips bios are truly hilarious.

Here's a link, it does indeed start on page 11:
http://www.playbillvault.com/Show/Detail/Whos_who/14041/55165/Hedwig-and-the-Angry-Inch

[RippedMan]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#11

Posted: 4/23/14 at 10:56pm

Is this a joke in the show? (Sorry I haven't seen it yet)

[brdway411]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#12

Posted: 4/23/14 at 10:58pm

I love the How Many Have You Seen section in the back, "Jukebox, The Musical. Container Store, The Musical. Funny stuff. Cannot wait to read the whole thing.

[CATSNYrevival]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#13

Posted: 4/23/14 at 11:04pm

RippedMan, there's an added line in the show about Hedwig performing on the set of the Hurt Locker musical. That's why the scenery looks the way it does.

Updated On: 4/23/14 at 11:04 PM

[jnb9872]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#14

Posted: 4/23/14 at 11:08pm

Oh wow! That is a treasure trove of deeply nerdy, deeply funny, deeply specific jokes. But I think my favorite is the "Luxury" ad for a bar of gold at the end. Perfect.

Words don't deserve that kind of malarkey. They're innocent, neutral, precise, standing for this, describing that, meaning the other, so if you look after them you can build bridges across incomprehension and chaos. But when they get their corners knocked off, they're no good anymore…I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.

[brdway411]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#15

Posted: 4/23/14 at 11:12pm

^^^ That was a nice touch! LOL

[RippedMan]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#16

Posted: 4/23/14 at 11:27pm

Awesome!! (Now I def. need to see this)

[brdway411]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#17

Posted: 4/23/14 at 11:29pm

RippedMan it is in the playbill vault. there is a link from the playbill.com article about it. FUNNY STUFF!

There is a link above.
Updated On: 4/23/14 at 11:29 PM

[perfectlymarvelous]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#18

Posted: 4/24/14 at 2:31am

I like that one of the understudies is named "La Paciencia"...brilliant.

[Comden Green]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#19

Posted: 4/24/14 at 9:57am

dang. I saw the second preview. hurt locker playbills were not being given out then.
I, too, must have one!! anyone? anyone? thanks. yes, i'll pay.

[jkstheatrescene]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#20

Posted: 4/24/14 at 10:50am

I saw one of the last previews of HEDWIG. And while some people had them, most everyone around me did NOT. The usher seemed to not know what I was talking about when I asked for one.

[gstrus2]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#21

Posted: 4/24/14 at 10:57am

When I went to one of the final previews of HEDWIG, they were scattered everywhere in the theatre, about 2 a row. If you get to the theatre earlier, you will probably pick one up. They are just sitting on top of random seats it seems, as if they were "left over" from the final performance.

[brdway411]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#22

Posted: 4/24/14 at 11:03am

I emailed the Playbill Store and they are not selling them. The nice person at Playbill said they could be under your seat.

Here is what I got from Playbillstore.com

Hi Angel,
The Hedwig playbills do not contain the Hurtlocker playbill. My
understanding is that was something that you get at the theatre if you
look under your seat but they are part of the actual playbills.
Best,
Phil Newsom
Assistant Manager, Playbillstore.com

Updated On: 4/24/14 at 11:03 AM

[MX888]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#23

Posted: 4/24/14 at 11:53am

^^brdway411: is your name Angel (mine is) ? Because I emailed them last night too and I got that exact same email response... Spooky!! Unless they've been inundated with requests and it was sent as a mass response?

[brdway411]

HURT LOCKER Playbill (HEDWIG)#24

Posted: 4/24/14 at 1:46pm

lol, I was wondering about the ANGEL thing was. At least they answered.