Hairspray on Oprah... — Page 9

VELMA
THOSE LIPS, THOSE EYES...

EDNA
...THAT FOOD!
WELL THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A SPREAD TO GET YA IN THE MOOD

VELMA
OH WILBUR, CAN'T YOU FEEL THE BURNIN' FLAME OF HOT DESIRE
YOU'RE GONNA NEED MORE THAN SOME SELTZER TO PUT OUT THIS FIRE!

EDNA
I'M WAILIN', LOOK OUT OL' BALTIMORE

VELMA
I'M SELLIN' SOMETHING YOU CAN PURCHASE IN A 10 CENT STORE

EDNA
OH WILBUR, I FEEL LIKE A PRINCESS, COME ON AND TAKE ME TO THE BALL!

VELMA
I BET YOU'RE TIRED OF HEAVY LIFTING, GET YOUR HANDS ON SOMETHIN' SMALL!

EDNA
BECAUSE, I'M BIG...

VELMA
BLONDE...

BOTH
...AND BEAUTIFUL!
IT'S TIME TO FACE THE FACTS, ITS IRREFUTABLE

VELMA
WHY WASTE ONE MORE MINUTE?

EDNA
NOW I'M FEELIN' BRAND SPANKIN' NEW!

BOTH
HEY WILBUR, TAKE A LOOK IT'S ALL FOR...

VELMA: YOU

EDNA: YOU!?


I want to see this being performed by all you all in You Tube videos filmed in bathrooms and living rooms across America within the next 24 hours!!

- Marc

Updated On: 5/20/07 at 08:34 PM

THANKS MARC!

You know I've performed it like 20 times.


- and I wish I was kidding. :)

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Mateo.....I'd pay money to see that! Which part do you perform or do you do all three?

yay heidi!

ALL three, baby! :)

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hahaha, you wish. :)

Not unless I was getting paid well for it, or, for a small group of friends and I had a few margaritas in me. :)

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don't feel like searching through the thread.. just wondering if anyone uploaded the video from oprah and is willing to e-mail it or upload it online?

btmartin25@gmail.com

thanks

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