I think I have it!
Velma: Those lips, those eyes
Edna: That food! Well there ain't nothin' like a spread to get ya in the mood.
Velma: Wilbur, Can't you feel the burnin' flame of our desire. You're gonna need more than some seltzer to put out this fire!
Edna: Well then, look out Ol' Baltimore.
Velma: I'm sellin' something you can purchase in a 10 cent store.
Edna: Oh Wilbur, I feel like a princess, come on and take me to the ball!
Velma: I bet your tired of heavy lifting, get your hands on somethin' small.
Edna: Because, I'm BIG
Velma: Blonde
Both: and Beautiful! It's time to face the facts, its irrefutable.
Velma: Why waste one more minute.
Edna: Now I'm feelin' brand spankin' new!
Both: Hey Wilbur take a look it's all for
Velma: You.
Edna: You!?
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"