"the original production of Side Show was of the Hilton twins (which took huge liberties with the timeline of their lives, and switched which twin was on which side"
I KNEW there was a reason I hated that show. I kept thinking "Am I looking in a mirror? They're switched around!" It also didn't show their lives after they quit show biz when they worked as a cashier and bagger in a grocery store.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.