How to save Broadway- Page 2

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 2:42pm

I think I've become dumber for reading this thread.

[TheCharleston]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 2:43pm

I think the thread has become dumber because you chose to read it

[EvanK]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 3:15pm

HAHAHAHAAHAHA..

the people that actually got offended by this.. just.. shake your heads and cry please...

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 3:42pm

I love you Joe!

[James885]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 3:54pm

Joe, you rock.

But I feel that I must correct you. Obviously the only way to save Broadway is to mount a revival of The Light In The Piazza starring Miley Cyrus as Clara, that guy from the Twilight movie as Fabrizio (Sorry, but I can't remember his name), and Vanessa Hudgens as Margret.

That'll pack the teens in!

Updated On: 12/27/08 at 03:54 PM

[feline0favenueQ]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 4:03pm

This is too funny. Thank you, JoeKv and all the peple who took this seriously for making my week.

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 5:57pm

kchenofan, you need to calm down.

[kchenofan]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 8:24pm

"kchenofan, you need to calm down."

I apologize if you took my post the wrong way. I wasn't offended by JoeKv's original post, I found it emmensely funny. I simply tried to point out the mistakes in his post in a funny way while also expressing my opinion. I just DO NOT feel that Disney Channel has a place on Broadway (with the exception of Christy Romano and Annliesse van der Pol who actually have theatrical talent). This is my opinion. I don't feel I need to apologize for my views.

[sally1112]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 8:29pm

Love it. Simply, love it. The Op is perfection, the responses just made my day!

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 8:31pm

James, as lovely as that idea is, we simply can't have the dazzling perfection that is Edward Cullen marrying a retarded girl! Why, the tweens will riot in the streets! Miley Cyrus will be publicly ripped to shreds!

... on second thought...

[clever name]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 8:52pm

Joe, you are hilarious! I love you!!

[EvanK]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 9:00pm

But don't you agree that 20 productions of Wicked would simply be far more efficient with saving Broadway? I mean we can use all the same people that have already been in it. We can throw in Miley Cyrus and Zac Efron as well if we need to. It will be brilliant.

Heck, they should have a couple X productions of Wicked as well.

[WishingOnlyWounds2]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 9:01pm

How about no, as for the disney stars, none of them could ever pull off a broadway show. No one would take them seriously.

Annaliese Van Der Pol and Christy Carson Romano.

[TheCharleston]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 9:03pm

WishingWounds thinks "13" could probably save Broadway

[danmag]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 9:12pm

I thought Tom Cruise was going to save Broadway?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 9:16pm

I am so glad you guys who "got" this are thinking of other shows that would save broadway! I am surprised that all you people aren't worried that next week when just about every show is closing, what are we going to see? I mean, I like to see every new cast of Wicked but there needs to be OTHER shows, too. I like the Sweeney Todd casting but that Pizza show about the girl who got kicked in the head is too sad. Besides I like those girls and would hate to see her play a head-kicked girl.

I hear that West Side Story is good- are there any parts for tween stars in it?

[feline0favenueQ]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 9:58pm

OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

Miley must be Josefina and Anita. She could totes pull it off. And her sexy father can be Tony.

Incest sells, people.

Updated On: 12/27/08 at 09:58 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 10:25pm

Charleston is wonderfully clever!

[bwaybabe2]

Posted: 12/27/08 at 11:52pm

Ok...I guess I'll just say something dull, considering all the flashy implausible postings on this thread, and say: Just "spread the word", people...spread the word about Broadway, every chance you get

[WishingOnlyWounds2]

Posted: 12/28/08 at 12:12am

TheCharleston, must you respond to everything I say? "13" obviously can't save Broadway, it's closing.

So why must you always respond to something I say with an obnoxious remark?


Or, is this going to be another time when you avoid the question?

[TheCharleston]

Posted: 12/28/08 at 12:24am

because I have no sympathy for "13" schillers

[feline0favenueQ]

Posted: 12/28/08 at 12:25am

Yeah, TheCharleston! Stop avoiding questions, who do you think YOU are, Sarah Palin?

(P.S. She can save Broadway!!!!!!!!!GET HER IN NOW PPLZ!)

[WishingOnlyWounds2]

Posted: 12/28/08 at 12:26am

Did I say anything about 13?

Again, have you even seen the show?

[RachelO]

Posted: 12/28/08 at 1:34am

This entire thread is making me crack up.

I've seen many commercials referring to "Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus"--is she suddenly two people? If so, I propose a production of Side Show!

[Please note extreme sarcasm. If Zac or Miley ever made it to Broadway, I'd probably die.]

[xbri0432x]

Posted: 12/28/08 at 1:57am

holy crap. no freaking way will that ever happen. miley cyrus, zac efron, and selena gomez on broadway... *throws up*. please don't ever let that happen. disney is already taking over broadway one musical at a time. and wicked is NOT a disney musical. how dare you say that.