Sep 20, 2009 — 11:44:14 AM
During the recent tour of Jesus Christ Superstar, the woman behind me not only sang along, off-key, but narrated the show to herself, incorrectly. "And he takes the money! No he doesn't! Yes he does! No he doesn't! ...Oh, yes he does." "This is when she sings 'I Don't Know How To Love Him'!" (She doesn't.) (A few scenes later, the song begins.) "OHHHHH, NOW SHE DOES!"