If/Then question

#1

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 8:40am

So, I'm planning on seeing If/Then at DC with my mom. But, we don't anything about it because it's a new show and I'm worried that there'll anything inappropriate in it like strip clubs and we wouldn't know anything about it. Should I take that risk?

I can't physically drive, so I have to have someone drive me.

#2

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 8:55am

Take the "risk". Don't miss out on a chance to see 2 tony awards winners in an original musical just because some things might be inappropriate. The theatre is alive!!

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So Lauren Bacall me, anything goes! *wink*

#3

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 8:56am

LOL.

#4

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 8:59am

I guess "helicopter parenting" works both ways.

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#5

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 9:04am

On the one hand, it might be perfectly safe. On the other, there could be a 10 minute long sequence featuring Idina Menzel giving blowjobs.

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#6

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 9:06am

Yes. Menzel walks in on a gay prostitute orgy. So, I say "go for it."

#7

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 9:07am

That sounds more like something Anthony Rapp would do.

#8

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 9:08am

IF it has smut, THEN you shouldn't go.

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#9

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 9:11am

There was a second scene where Menzel, who is down on her luck, meets Rapp on the set of a new porno. But they cut it when Rapp refused to disrobe.

Listen, it's good clean family fun. That's all the OP wanted to know, right? I vote Yes. Take the mother. Live and laugh and love (gay prostitute orgies).

#10

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 9:11am

IF you want to see Menzel and take the risk that she might shoot ping pong balls from her cooch while giving head to a donkey in a Tijuana bar setting while your Mom sits there horrified at what her precious angel has dragged her to, THEN I say to go for it.

#11

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 9:56am

Listen, it's good clean family fun. That's all the OP wanted to know, right? I vote Yes. Take the mother. Live and laugh and love (gay prostitute orgies).

That's good that it's apporiate. You're joking about the orgies, right? (Double checking :3) I do know that there is a gay couple

ROTFL on Jordan's comment! xD

#12

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 10:11am

I do know that there is a gay couple

Well, that settles it, then. This is completely inappropriate for families.

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#13

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 10:28am

Well, that settles it, then. This is completely inappropriate for families.

Oh, no, no no. I didn't mean it like that! I was just added to the joke about the orgies and stuff

#14

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 11:38am

Even the Aristocrats left at intermission.

#15

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 2:11pm

Idina plays a transgender singer, thus the title.

Here is the first production shot:

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#16

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 2:33pm

I'd like to thank Anthony Rapp for refusing to disrobe.

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#17

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 8:33pm

IF they take their clothes off or say a swear word
THEN my mother and I will storm out of the theatre mouths agape.

#18

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Posted: 8/3/13 at 10:06pm

"I'd like to thank Anthony Rapp for refusing to disrobe."