#1 "If you're auditioning for _________, don't sing _______" Posted: 12/3/12 at 8:08pm "If you're auditioning for _________, don't sing _______" Thread! Here's how it works: Click "Reply" Put the title of the show (and character name if it applies) in the Subject List the songs (composers, genres, etc.) in the Message Body That's it!
#2 Bad Audition Song Posted: 12/3/12 at 8:36pm If you're auditioning for Annie, don't sing "I'm Still Here." I like your imperturbable perspicacity.
#3 Bad Audition Song Posted: 12/3/12 at 9:12pm If you're auditioning for the title role in Sweeney Todd, don't sing "Three Little Maids from School are We."
#4 Bad Audition Song Posted: 12/3/12 at 10:50pm If you are auditioning for ROCK OF AGES do not sing any show tunes!!!!!
#5 Bad Audition Song Posted: 12/3/12 at 10:59pm If you're auditioning for Porgy and Bess, don't sing Hominy Grits. I know you. I know you. I know you.
#6 Bad Audition Song Posted: 12/3/12 at 11:34pm If you're auditioning for Patti LuPone, don't sing an Andrew Lloyd Webber tune.
#7 Bad Audition Song Posted: 12/4/12 at 8:59am If you're auditioning for Cunegonde, don't sing Old Man River. "I shall stay until the wind changes."
#8 Bad Audition Song Posted: 12/4/12 at 9:34am If you're auditioning for a play, don't sing anything.
#9 Bad Audition Song Posted: 12/4/12 at 9:45am If you're auditioning for The Sound of Music, don't sing "Come In my Mouth." (Unless I'm casting.)