I always though there should be an annual Broadway song swap week, where shows select one token song to be excised for a particular performance and inserted into another. Of course, to keep all participating shows equal, the songs would be randomly drawn from a hat. Think of the anticipation and excitement when "Phantom" has to perform "Omigod You Guys" on a Thursday evening, or when "Wicked" draws "Roll in the Hay" for a Sunday matinee, and even the thrill oh hearing "You're the One That I Want" onstage at "The Lion King"! I say we have a winner. Let's get this moving. I can barely wait to hear Laura Benanti belt "Whatever Happened To My Part" in "Gypsy"!
...And so, there I was at the stage door for "Equus". The enthused avalanche of "Harry Potter" fans was literally pushing me into the barricades. As I was thrust face-first into Daniel Radcliffe's hat, I suddenly felt the thumb of a lanky gentleman behind me pressing firmly into my back. It was then that I realized that both of his hands had Playbills, and that both arms were outstretched in front of me...