The website is hilarious! I know that this isn't how the punctuation is supposed to be, but the beginning lines that introduce more and more qualifiers are so funny! It goes, "The most anticipated...original musical...to hit Broadway...this fall...by Joe Brooks" -- well, it's hard to argue that it's the most anticipated original musical to hit Broadway this fall by Joe Brooks! I am "the most beloved...poster...at the Broadwayworld.com website...who is posting a message right now...and whose username begins with a person's name...and that name begins with "m"... and ends with "m"...and has the letters "i-k-e" in the middle." Depending upon how one defines "original musical," it may also be the "most anticipated original musical to hit Broadway this fall" -- the only other possibilities are Jersey Boys (which has an unoriginal score) the Chita show (maybe not a musical), and The Woman in White and The Color Purple (which are both definitely more anticipated, but maybe not original because they have opened elsewhere already? Maybe?? Or maybe In My Life really is more anticipated, because it could be an all-time train wreck). And I have to agree that the quotes from the team like "completely original" and "a whirlwind of an experience" could be interpreted in many different ways...
"What was the name of that cheese that I like?"
"you can't run away forever...but there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start"
"well I hope and I pray, that maybe someday, you'll walk in the room with my heart"