(ELPHABA/IDINA is sitting on the bed, GALINDA is standing over her)
GALINDA
Your whole life is gonna change and all because of me! Now, (GALINDA pops up, walks to her pillow, and pulls out a book) I wrote a book: How to be Popular. Now, I put together a top ten list of how it’s going to help you. Elphie, everyday, shower! Who knows, maybe some of that green is going to come off! Deodorant, Elphie! Nobody likes a stinky witch! I think we’ve covered the hair…we’ll get to that! Clean underclothes!...That’s all I’m gonna say…(Sees ELPHABA/IDINA slouching) Look at your posture! (ELPHABA/IDINA sits up) That’s no way to be popular! Bed made, room straightened, we’ve done that! Colors blended…The most important thing to have to make yourself popular is to keep your beautiful smile!
ELPHABA/IDINA
Thank you!