Skip to main content
My Shows
News on your favorite shows, specials & more!
Home For You Chat My Shows Register/Login Games Grosses

Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

New Post Search Report Abuse Rules

Welcome Guest. Please Login or Register.

#1

Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 1:40pm

Jessica Simpson said in an interview after her and Nick "spilt" that she wanted to move to New York and maybe even try a Broadway show! Does anybody see her doing that? If so, what role do you think she'd go for? Just curious...
I like Charlie Brown's hands... "It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse."
#3

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 1:41pm

Oh good heavens NO!!! Please tell me this is some type of a sick joke.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#4

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 1:41pm

Sebastian in The Little Mermaid
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
#5

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 1:42pm

She's stupid enough to play many of the characters in a revival of Li'l Abner.

Updated On: 1/30/06 at 01:42 PM

#7

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 2:15pm

Doesn't she look kind of for her age? She is only, what 22 or something.

She does have a decent voice. But not for BW.

Updated On: 1/30/06 at 02:15 PM

#9

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 2:27pm

I don't think she has the voice or the chops to play Chrisine, but (though she'd never accept that small of a role) she'd be good as the Oklahoma! girl.

#10

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 2:31pm

She couldn't handle Christine.... remember *Spoiler* Christine is a master mind


maybe Momma Rose or better yet Hamlet
#11

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 2:39pm

Did any of you see the "Jessica & Nick Christmas Special"?

Girlfriend can't act to save her chin.
"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#12

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 2:40pm

Well I'm not going to bash her right now..
But if and when she does come to Broadway, THAT is when we can laugh.
"I have this mental image of Patti barreling down the street and pushing tourists out of her way." -colleen_lee
#13

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 2:55pm

This girl deserves no career. She is her Father's robot, and guaaah-awfuuuul!
"It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance." - Elizabeth Taylor
#14

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 2:55pm

Sadly her acting is better than that wailing she calls singing. She would have a decent voice if she quit trying to be Christina Aguilera.
#15

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 2:59pm

She should star in Showgirls the musical......

"I'm not a whore, i'm a dancer"
#16

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 3:01pm

Jessica auditioned in front of Tommy Mottola and got hired immediatly by Sony records without being slutty or having to bang Tommy (like Mariah Carey, Thalia or allegedly Jennifer Lopez) maybe her sister is not talented, but Jessica is a great singer. Her acting is decent and she has always shown some interest in being on Broadway and musical theatre in general. She starred in her high school version of "A Chorus Line" and she was brilliant. Her theatre teacher said on an interview that when Jessica left that school, she didn't know what to do with the plays she planned Jessica to star in.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-
#17

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 3:02pm

i was seeing how long it would take for muscle to chime in...

Apperintly every pop singer or tv star can act and sing in his book.
#18

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 3:06pm

LOL!!!no...that is not true, i didn't like many pop stars that starred on Broadway. I wasn't too impressed by Deborah Cox in Aida for example. And many others I can't think of. I think Britney Spears(who was offered a role on Broadway) is a good dancer...but I can't stand her voice.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-
#19

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 3:21pm

Jessica would be fine as Maureen in Rent, seriously. She'd probably over act and make Over the moon extra goofy, but i'd pay to see it, seriously. it'd be fun. Plus, I just saw Rent the other day and didn't think Ava was that great at all.
#20

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 3:25pm

Muscle, are you implying that Mariah Carey is not talented enough to get a record deal without "banging Tommy Mottola????"
"Fidelity is more than mere display, it's what a man expects from life. Fidelity, like mine to Desiree and Charlotte my devoted wife..."
#21

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 3:37pm

Wow, that's so rad!

And when I say rad, I mean rad like getting a cavity filled without novacaine.
You know it and you want it... you just can't believe you've got it.
#22

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 3:42pm

no i am saying she probably got her recording deal with a major record company becuz she married Mottola. Does she have talent? ABSOLUTELY! 2 different things. How many talented singers never get recording deals? or don't even get a chance to sing in front of Mottola or any big recording mogul.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-
#23

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 3:53pm

Jessica would be great as VAL in A Chorus Line! I know that she turned down the role in HS and played Cassie instead, but now I think she's "ready" to play VAL. I think it would be great!
#24

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 3:54pm

also Mandy Moore says everytime she can that she wants to do Broadway. She is lovely.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-
#25

re: Jessica Simpson on Broadway?!

Posted: 1/30/06 at 3:54pm

also Mandy Moore says everytime she can that she wants to do Broadway. She is lovely.
"People have their opinions and that doesn't mean that their opinions are wrong or right. I just take it with a grain of salt because opinions are like as*holes, everyone has one". -Felicia Finley-

← Back to Message Board

BroadwayWorld TV

View all Videos

Ticket Central
Ticket Central
Ticket Central
Hot Show
Tickets From $59
Hot Show
Tickets From $71
Hot Show
Tickets From $71
Hot Show
Tickets From $95
More Hot Shows Discounts
Recommended For You