Joe Machota's very HOT new headshot.

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Joe Machota's very HOT new headshot.

Posted: 7/23/03 at 11:04am

All I can say is WOW! This man only gets more and more gorgeous. Rake me off a piece of that. This man is sex on legs of the best kind.


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Updated On: 7/25/03 at 11:04 AM

#2

re: Joe Machota's very HOT new headshot.

Posted: 7/23/03 at 11:16am

your so fickle with your affections...(LOL)

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 11:18am

Aren't I though :) :)

you have to admit, that is one GORGEOUS, TASTEY hunk of man. Looking that good is just not normal.

#4

omg

Posted: 7/23/03 at 11:23am

if he was a kit kat, i'd say break me off a piece of that. He looks gorgeous!!!

#5

re: omg

Posted: 7/23/03 at 12:02pm

He doesn't do a thing for me.

#6

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 12:12pm

I want to be the father of his children

#7

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 12:25pm

I want him to father mine. I am sure that it would be a biological impossibility, but I would sure have fun and be more than happy to spend my life trying!

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 12:32pm

I have a question:

who the hell is he?

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 12:32pm

I have a question:

who the hell is he?

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 12:39pm

Joe Machota is currently playing Sky inMamma Mia on Broadway at the Cadillac Winter Garden Theatre.


**Please be sure to bring opera glasses for the scenes where he is in very s,all, very tight, very revealing swim shorts and a wetsuit. They are not needed because you NEED them to see things (trust me you don't), but it's just a lot better to have a very close view of that body.

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 1:53pm

lol, you're just as bad as men drooling over the babes on the beer comercials, lol

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 1:57pm

But Machota looks better than beer commercial girls.

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 1:58pm

Actually, if it weren't for that whisper of stubble, not by much.

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 1:59pm

lol, your opinion, mate. :)

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 2:04pm

He does have a touch of the lesbian about him, doesn't he?

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 2:04pm

Indeed. That's implied because I posted it under my name.

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 2:06pm

Yeah, his other headshot looks very clean cut. This one looks more bad boy butch... mind you know matter what he does he stillf lames like no one's business.

I like the look in this one. :)

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 2:23pm

you're bad, lol

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 2:27pm

I am a VERY bad boy. :)

#20

His eyes look either retouched

Posted: 7/23/03 at 2:54pm

..or like hes had some dermabrasion. It's kinda creepy.

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#21

re: His eyes look either retouched

Posted: 7/23/03 at 3:05pm

I think it serves it's purpose well. He looks very different in that one than his others.

he need to do a 'hunk' headshot without the shirt -- like Austin Miller's. I am not saying that becasue I want him shirtless -- I have that pic, but it would show off the amazing body he has worked for and would sell him more as a 'hunk'.

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 10:22pm

Haha I'm laughign with complete joy...his eyes look kinda scary...like "I want to eat you" which might be a good thing

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 10:37pm

He has that Guy Pierce thing going for him, don't you think?
Yummy!

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Posted: 7/23/03 at 11:50pm

I can't believe you're so into him. He looks so PLASTIC in real life. VERY STRANGE looking. I can't believe they haven't cast a sexy Sky yet.

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Posted: 7/24/03 at 12:03am

Duane-e-poo,
Until you have a picture of yourself next to your name, you shouldn't bash others good looks. Joe also happens to be one of the friendliest actors on Broadway, so be nice!

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