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#26

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Hmm... Did I say anything about his personality? Actors are in a business in which their looks are constantly judged. That's why I'm not an actor, Copey-poo.
#28

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I just don't think someone should go around bashing someone elses looks and calling them names, when they might just be jealous. Who the heck is King Stevos?
If Lincoln were alive today, do you think he'd be pleased with his tunnel?

Updated On: 7/24/03 at 12:30 AM

#29

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What name did I call him? Jealous? Um, no. BroadwayGuy2 posted a pic of Machota so that we could all do exactly what we're doing--critique his new headshot. Some think he looks hot, I do not. what's the difference?
#30

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Okay, this is bringing back flashbacks of that damn board over at BWay.com, You're entitled to your opinion, but you could just as easily say that you don't care for the picture instead of calling someone "strange looking" and "plastic". I should mention that there are always girls and guys waiting to meet him after the show, so I think your opinion is clearly a minority. Word to your mother.
If Lincoln were alive today, do you think he'd be pleased with his tunnel?
#36

Baseball!

I just went to the Yankees game last night...(I'm not joking)..it was very informative..and really fun...
and the 6th inning was great .....

I can hear my Broadway.com membership being torn into shreds as we speak..
#37

re: But he DOES look plastic!

Is he a very handsome man? you bet. But he DOES look plastic in the way that boy-band members look plastic, "i.e. I'm a bad, bad boy! But down deep, I'm really GOOD!" Even if he has unlined smooth skin, he needs a better photographer to accentuate it without making him look like Melanie Griffith. And that "GOOGLE 'EM" pop-eyes need to be changed. He needs to study some classic Hurrell photos for that dreamy 'come-hither' bedroom eyes look.

This is nothing that cannot be rectified. He needs someone to ruffle his hair a bit, shake him by the shoulders and moisten his lips.
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
#38

re: Baseball!

Not really. Buff men in tight pants catching balls, a pitcher and a catcher (wink wink, nudge nudge).... not too far off from most Broadway actors. LOL> :)
#39

Joe Machota

He's not as hot as King Stevos.
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#40

re: Joe Machota

He could be hotter than sh*t, still doesn't change the fact that he's not that great of a dancer or actor. To me, talent is HOT.


"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#41

re: Joe Machota

Just who is hotter than King Stevos? I mean, really?

Updated On: 7/24/03 at 11:30 AM

#42

re: re: Joe Machota

Mamma Mia doesn't give a chance to show off his acting chops. he never claimed to be a dancer. he has said before that he is not a dancer and doesn't claim to be.
#43

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I'm also pretty sure that he woudn't be that thrilled with the fact that BG2 posted his headshot on this message board. Nicest actor or not, I don't think HE'D think it was cool.
#44

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And you would know how????
Does that even have anything to do with Joe, or did you just post that becasue you frankly can't stand me and never say anything remotely nice about/to me but still visit a thread I start??
#45

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See, most people think football is the greatest b/c it's a bunch of really big men in very tight pants grabbing each other's asses. But I think Baseball men are hotter in general.
I love Tino! Damn him for leaving the Yankees...damn the Yankees for letting him go re: re: re: Joe Machota
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
#46

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His acting chops? No offense, but he couldn't even pull off 'straight'. I wouldn't say his acting chops are all that meaty.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#47

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Which threads DON'T you start? Your need to fill up space with your "insight" astounds me. It was more out of concern for an actors privacy, or in this case, lack thereof. By putting his headshot on this site, YOU opened him up to "bashing" from the DR's of the world. If you love him so much, WHY would you subject him to that imminent criticism? Don't make yourself the center of everything. It's not ALWAYS going to be about you even IF you start the thread.
#48

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So, I only post casue I NEED to be the centre of attention???? get a life. I do not post out of a need for attention. Why must you try to start crap with me.

I know of numerous straight actors that can't pull off straight.
#49

re: Joe Machota

Yeah, but also (and believe me I'm not taking sides here) he made it possible for people who may never have seen him before to take a look and remember his face. By putting a headshot out there, most actors want it to be seen as much as possible.

Now, where is the Referee with the bell?
"It's the little things; the details, that distinguish the Barbra Streisands from the Rosalyn Kinds."~Gilmore Girls~
#50

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Really. You guys are mean.

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