At risk of being shot down for this, I'm going to be the vast minority and say that I really enjoyed this production of Kiss Me Kate. I liked the changes that John Doyle made, and I think that it gives the material a fresh new take, which I enjoy. There is the approach of treating it as a museum piece and performing it always as it was originally done. I don't think that is the right approach to take, especially with material like this that can be so versatile.
I see your issues with the show, but a lot of the things you had issues with were things that I felt really made the show. The decision to make the show within the show really poor quality had great comic effect and brought a new meaning to some of the script. It made the stories of Fred and Lilli so much more interesting, as Fred took the production as a piece of art and it was clearly not. The costumes confused me as well at the beginning, but when it was the show within the show, I thought they made sense.
Also the changes they made in the songs, such as the opening and finale, and I really loved both. The opening gave me chills, it was a beautiful way to start off a great piece of traditional musical theatre. The way they tied that into the finale was beautiful.
Numbers such as "Bianca" which I've never been impressed with, were entertaining in this production, as well as "Tom, Dick or Harry". Chilina Kennedy, who is fabulous in anything she does, was a total star, annd the cast as a whole was very solid.
I agree with you about "Too Darn Hot", it was fantastic, but I also think numbers like "Another Opnin'...", "Always True to You", and "Brush Up Your Shakespeare" were equally as good.
I truly loved this production, as did my mother who I went with, who has been going to Stratford for almost 20 years and said that this might have been the best production she's seen there.
I respect your opinion, but I feel that this show deserves a defense, because it was a spectacular, different version of a beautiful musical.
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