'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Shows- Page 3

[One Song Glory]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#50

Posted: 8/12/07 at 11:09am

I hate that Producers poster! It's so poorly put together. And the slogan is pretty stupid.

I'm not a gay stereotype. I'm a coincidence.

[Wanna Be A Foster]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#51

Posted: 8/12/07 at 11:29am

THE PRODUCERS was more desperate in those final months of its run before they announced a closing date than CHICAGO is more than 10 years into its run and still going (somewhat) strong.

Edited for typo.

"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

Updated On: 8/12/07 at 11:29 AM

[CapnHook]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#52

Posted: 8/12/07 at 11:36am

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS had some of the best slogans.

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

[Brave Sir Robin2]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#53

Posted: 8/12/07 at 11:44am

"Get Taken!"-DRS

Beauty and the Beast stll said "A New Musical" for about 3-5 years....

I love "Let's Meet Under the Mizeltoe!"

"I saw Pavarotti play Rodolfo on stage and with his girth I thought he was about to eat the whole table at the Cafe Momus." - Dollypop

[Dirty_Rotten_Guy]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#54

Posted: 8/12/07 at 12:20pm

I really dont like AVENUE Q's "Did we mention we won the Tony?".
It's pretty vague, and I mean, many shows have won a Tony before...
Otherwise, I like all the other AVENUE Q slogans...

But yeah, I hate SPAMALOT's "Funniest Musical on Earth" ads...

My 2007/2008 Season: Grey Gardens (7/5) 110 in the Shade (7/6) Mary Poppins (7/7) Xanadu (7/7) Deuce (7/8) Spamalot (7/8) Jersey Boys (8/25) The Year of Magical Thinking (8/25) Mauritius (11/2) Young Frankenstein (11/3) Rock 'N' Roll (11/3) Pygmalion (11/4) Mauritius (11/10) Mauritius (11/21) Mauritius (11/21) Sunday in the Park with George (3/6) South Pacific (3/7) Gypsy (3/8) Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (3/9)

[Wanna Be A Foster]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#55

Posted: 8/12/07 at 12:27pm

DRG, everyone knows that only one Tony matters. Best Musical. That is "the" Tony.

"Winning a Tony this year is like winning Best Attendance in third grade: no one will care but the winner and their mom."
-Kad

"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)

[singingbackup]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#56

Posted: 8/12/07 at 12:31pm

As far as PerezHilton goes, his site, like it or not, is hugely successful, so he does have the clout. And if you ever read his site, he is often snarky and disses more than anything so his positive comments are unusual. And since it was still in previews and no official reviews were out, I don't blame them for putting anything positive or buzzworthy up.

And, it got your attention so mission accomplished!

[WickedBoy2]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#57

Posted: 8/12/07 at 12:34pm

The current West End production of 'Little Shop Of Horrors' has a cartoon of Audrey II eating Joseph from 'Dreamcoat' with the slogan saying 'Any Show Will Do!' - i think thats brilliant.

A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'

[BroadwayEnthusiast2]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#58

Posted: 8/12/07 at 1:34pm

A have GOT to see a picture of that!!!

"I mean, sitting side by side with another man watching Patti LuPone play Rose in GYPSY on Broadway is essentially the equivalent of having hardcore sex." -Wanna Be A Foster. "Say 'Goody.' Say 'Bubbi.'" ... "That's it. Exactly as if it were 'Goody.' Now I know you're gonna sing 'Goody' this time, but nevertheless..."

[RyToast1]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#59

Posted: 8/12/07 at 2:18pm

I am ashamed, but I LOVE The Little Mermaid slogan...."The Hardest Part of Falling in Love...." OK, it's hella cheesy, but it IS a Disney show, so could you expect anything else?

[FosseForever3]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#60

Posted: 8/12/07 at 2:37pm

I love the Little Mermaid slogan...it makes me go "aww" inside :)

"The current West End production of 'Little Shop Of Horrors' has a cartoon of Audrey II eating Joseph from 'Dreamcoat' with the slogan saying 'Any Show Will Do!' - i think thats brilliant."
Ok is there a picture of that anywhere?!? That's pretty funny.

"Now she wants to know WHY, if I'm so fabulous, I would WANT to take care of her child.....I answer with as much filigree and insouciance as I can muster, trying to slightly cock my head like Snow White listening to the animals. She, in turn, is aiming for more of a Diane-Sawyer-pose, looking for answers which will confirm that I am not there to steal her husband, jewelry, friends, or child. In that order." The Nanny Diaries

[WickedBoy2]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#61

Posted: 8/12/07 at 2:59pm

It appeared in a few newspaper classified columns in London but im still trying to find a copy of it and i'll post it here whn i do. Its a classic isnt it. Just two legs and a coloured coat comeing out of the mouth.

A young actress with Noel coward after a dreadful opening night performance said to him 'Well, i knew my lines backwards this morning!'' Noels fast reply was ''Yes dear, and thats exactly how you said them tonight'!'

[being.jeremiah]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#62

Posted: 8/16/07 at 10:57am

For The Drowsy Chaperone, it says "What are you waiting for, more Tonys?"

Hah. I wonder why they haven't changed Mrs. Tottendale's photo to Ms. Worley.


Updated On: 8/16/07 at 10:57 AM

[Calvin]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#63

Posted: 8/16/07 at 12:08pm

I do like the Drowsy ads underneath the Marriott Marquis admonishing the people for waiting on line at TKTS.

[RockabyeHamlet]

re: 'Just Buy Some Tickets! Please!' -- Desperate Slogans For Broadway Sho#64

Posted: 8/16/07 at 12:19pm

My absolute favorite was the prior to the opening of the Les Mis Revival, they had ads that said "This October, We're Bringing Her Home." I just loved it. The "She's Back" ads remind me of Poltergist.
I also love the Phantom ads that say "Eternally Yours." So classy and elegant.

My least favorite is the Avenue Q "Did We Mention We Won The TONY" ad.

"I wouldn't let Esparza's Bobby take my kids to the zoo...I'd be afraid he'd steal their ice cream and laugh."- YankeeFan
"People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty."-LuvtheEmcee