Justin Bieber & Miley Cyrus To Star In Remake Of GREASE?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 9:34am

I didn't know Danny was supposed to be a 6 year old lesbian.

https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Bieber_Eyes_Grease_Remake_with_Cyrus_20100830
Updated On: 8/30/10 at 09:34 AM

[TonyVincent]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 9:39am

I do think the world would implode if this came into fruition.

[ObiHave]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 9:40am

To quote John Adams from 1776: "Disss-gusting!"

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 9:41am

Do we really want to her Biebs sing about his Pussy Wagon?

[darquegk]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 9:46am

Who wouldn't? If this happens, it won't be a movie, it'll be the world's second-longest viral video.

[TheatreFan4]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 9:53am

And here I thought this was one of Jordan's jokes. I'm sad now knowing it's real.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 9:53am

Honey, even MY mind isn't sick enough to make something like this up.

[backwoodsbarbie]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:01am

Actually lets have Miley & the Biebs star in a new Broadway revival of Grease. Since the last one was so successful, I'm sure this one would be a hit. The fan girls would just die...

[bwaylvsong]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:21am

Am I the only one who looked at the calendar praying today was April 1st?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:21am

First of all, it's so stupid. She's not even Australian and why, oh why, would they ever cast teenagers in a movie of Grease?

[broadwayjim42]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:21am

I would too...of embarrassment.

It would be hilarious to see a Sandy who towers over Danny, but I think this idea just lives and festers in Mr Bieber's head.

[lull89]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:24am

Don't worry, you guys. Miley is, I believe, on the record as saying she "honestly just can't" handle musicals and finds people bursting into song just too ridiculous. So, thank god, we'll probably never see her in a show or movie of a show.
Miley on musicals

[GottaHaveAGimmick]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:26am

GAG! Just shoot us now!

[beautywickedlover]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:29am

BAD IDEA! Justin Beiber is NO Danny Zuko.

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:41am

He's barely got the edginess of a Danny Tanner.

[husk_charmer]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:46am

Now there's a thought, Calvin. Let's get John Stamos and Lori Loughlin to star in a remake of Grease, with Bob Saget as Kenickie and Dave Coulier as Doody!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:47am

At least that would be more age appropriate. If Rizzo has no crow's feet, how can it be a Grease movie?

[Calvin]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:48am

And the dad from Family Matters as Rizzo! (weren't those two shows linked somehow?)

[Wishing Only Wounds]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:55am

While I agree Bieber is far too young and totally wrong for the part. I was quite impressed with his acting skills. He'll actually be making an appearance on CSI. I think he may actually be a better actor, cause his singing, well...

[gotham girl]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:55am

maybe a remake of Dumb and Dumber, but not Grease.

[rorschach37]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:57am

Urkel did appear on Full House once. Lol

[CurtainPullDowner]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 11:11am

Whatever became of Max Crumm?

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 11:12am

I thought he retired from acting and runs an insurance company out west.

[Wishing Only Wounds]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 11:12am

"Crumm will appear in the Screen Gems comedy Easy A as Pontius Sommerville Epstein Jr.; the film co-stars Emma Stone and Amanda Bynes, and will be released in the fall of 2010."

From Wikipedia, but sounds pretty legit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Crumm

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 11:34am

Can Haylie Duff be Rizzo?