Everyone's reaction is just so silly.
Justin is going to wear the damn blonde wig, and he will be Sandy. Miley who wears mens clothes better than most men and many dykes, will play 'Dani'.
Levi Johnston will play with himself, bless his heart.
Suddenly the whole thing makes sense.
"If my life weren't funny, it would just be true. And that would be unacceptable."
--Carrie Fisher