LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?

[CurtainPullDowner]

LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#1

Posted: 5/22/09 at 10:13pm

I think that title sucks,
it doesn't even mention you know who.

So let's give the producers better choices.
And be more clever than they are.

[parislover87]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#2

Posted: 5/22/09 at 10:34pm

ALW Never Takes A Hint

It's the music and I'm its hapless victim

[Jenna Maroney]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#2

Posted: 5/22/09 at 10:37pm

[defyingravity07]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#3

Posted: 5/22/09 at 10:42pm

I love Phantom 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[B3TA07]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#4

Posted: 5/22/09 at 11:39pm

Jenna...that made my night!

-Benjamin
--http://www.benjaminadgate.com/

[RippedMan]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#5

Posted: 5/23/09 at 1:43am

I'd see it. It can't be worse than "9 to 5!" ZING! Take that one!

[CATSNYrevival]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#6

Posted: 5/23/09 at 2:22am

It soooo could be. And might be.

[Scarywarhol]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#7

Posted: 5/23/09 at 3:16am

Isn't the official title "PHANTOM: LOVE NEVER DIES"? Phantom is in the title. I'm about 68% sure.

[temms]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#8

Posted: 5/23/09 at 9:04pm

Jenna, that's great!

I'm a firm believer that "[Anything] 2 - Electric Boogaloo" is a joke that is always funny. Even when it's not.

Nice work.

[EponineAmneris]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#9

Posted: 5/23/09 at 9:21pm

*lol* HILARIOUS!!!

"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES--- "THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS

[CapnHook]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#10

Posted: 5/23/09 at 9:25pm

If this was meant to be serious - how the hell can we title something when we haven't read a script???

If this was meant to be a joke: how about "The Phantom of Talent: I Only Wrote One Good Show"

(sunet blvd)

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

[James885]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#11

Posted: 5/23/09 at 9:47pm

Phantom 2: Electric Boogaloo! I love it!

But seriously, almost anything is better than "Love Never Dies". It's such a cliche title. It just makes you want to roll your eyes.

"You drank a charm to kill John Proctor's wife! You drank a charm to kill Goody Proctor!" - Betty Parris to Abigail Williams in Arthur Miller's The Crucible

Updated On: 5/23/09 at 09:47 PM

[spiderdj82]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#12

Posted: 5/23/09 at 9:54pm

Oh come on, Capn....he wrote more than one good show (JCS, EVITA, etc.) :)

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

[CapnHook]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#13

Posted: 5/23/09 at 11:19pm

OK...so TWO good shows.

(evita)

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

[SporkGoddess]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#14

Posted: 5/23/09 at 11:21pm

Aww, I love JCS.

Joseph too, actually. Yeah, I know, but I practically grew up with that show.

Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!

[Kad]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#15

Posted: 5/24/09 at 12:12am

Frankly, the title tells you everything you need to know about the show.

- It's about how the Phantom's "love" for Christine never dies.

- It's going to suck spectacularly.

I can only hope that the initial reports of the Phantom having built some sort of animatronic Christine pan out.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

[CATSNYrevival]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#16

Posted: 5/24/09 at 12:25am

Why? He has a moving mannequin of her in the original. Wouldn't animatronics be the next logical step?

[Kad]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#17

Posted: 5/24/09 at 12:28am

I mean, I want that happen.

Hell, I want there to be two chandeliers that fall. At once.

"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

[margot serena pilar]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#18

Posted: 5/24/09 at 12:28am

Margot Serena Pilar thinks CATSNYrevival has a valid, non-biased opinion of Andrew Lloyd Webber and we should all value his/her question.

[SNAFU]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#19

Posted: 5/24/09 at 1:07am

Love Never Dies sounds like it would be a great title for a musical based on Carl Tanzler!

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[gcal]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#20

Posted: 5/24/09 at 1:49am

Phantom 2 The Streets

[CapnHook]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#21

Posted: 5/24/09 at 1:58am

or, PHANTOM 2: YOU CAN'T STOP THE BEAT

"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle

[defyingravity07]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#22

Posted: 5/24/09 at 2:05am

Phantom 2: Not Another Musical Sequel

[spiderdj82]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#23

Posted: 5/24/09 at 2:45am

Phantom 2: Erik's Revenge

*Tagline*

"The only music of the night you will hear, is the sound of your final breath"

"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2

Updated On: 5/24/09 at 02:45 AM

[SporkGoddess]

re: LOVE NEVER DIES New Title?#24

Posted: 5/24/09 at 11:35am

Kad: The robot Christine is the best part of the summary. I like to tell people who are unfamiliar with PotO 2 just to see their expressions of horror.

Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!