If this was meant to be serious - how the hell can we title something when we haven't read a script???
If this was meant to be a joke: how about "The Phantom of Talent: I Only Wrote One Good Show"
(sunet blvd)
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle