Lea Michele is writing a book

#1

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:35pm

Blegh!



Chapter 5: How to sell drugstore hair products while wearing a weave

Updated On: 5/23/13 at 01:35 PM

#2

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:40pm

You know all that jazz has already pre-ordered Dame Lea's book on Amazon.

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#3

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:40pm

But there's already a book called How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#4

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:48pm

"There's no I in Glee Star. There is L-E-A."

#5

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:49pm

Be careful. Remember what she did to that poor girl in RAGTIME. Don't make her mad.

#6

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:50pm

My neck hurts just thinking about it.

#7

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:52pm

She can write??

#8

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:53pm

Lea Michele's Last Rites - coming this fall to a bookstore neer u.

#9

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:57pm

I love how she's writing "a guide to harnessing tenacity, passion, enthusiasm, and hard work to make your dreams come true."

She was so tenacious. She had to work and work and work for FIVE MINUTES before she was on Broadway. Then she had to wait another FIVE MINUTES before she got Glee.

All her struggling really paid off in the end. Now, at least, she can share with us how she did it.

"Part memoir, part how-to, and part style-guide."

Take note, underlings.

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#10

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 1:59pm

"She can write??"

She can pay people to write.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#11

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:01pm

Reading this book would be like eating a bowl of melted ice cream. Why?

#12

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:02pm

"Before my Glee audition, I was in a car accident. No worries, I sang On My Own perfectly, pulling glass out of my pre-Loreal hair and chastising the pianist. Just one more struggle for me in my career."

#13

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:04pm

Guys, she had to overcome not getting a Tony nomination. You can't comprehend that kind of pain.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#14

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:06pm

"When I starred in the movie New Year's Eve, I never got a chance to act with Robert De Niro. It's a shame. He would have really benefitted from that."

#15

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:08pm

"After I sang 'Don't Rain on My Parade' at the Tony Awards, I never received a phone call from Barbra Streisand telling me I was better than her. I've hated her ever since."

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#16

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:12pm

"What does Zachary Quinto have that I don't? I don't see it."

#17

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:15pm

Thats my GUURRLL!!

#18

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:17pm

Chapter 5: How to sell drugstore hair products while wearing a weave

Tina Fey can write that chapter, too!

Is she still known as Dame Lea around these parts?

#19

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:19pm

Chapter 8
How I learned to share the stage with people less talented than I am and how I'll never make that mistake ever again and how you don't have to make that same mistake that I made when I did that.

#20

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:33pm

Dame



Dame



Goose

#21

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:34pm

Chapter 10 is for TENacious.

If you hire the right people in your life to write the first nine chapters, you too can get to this point in your life.

Chapter 11: When Life Goes Off-Key, Auto-Tune It!

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#22

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:35pm

“But I believe I can write one of sorts: not a how-to-make-it-in-show-business book, but a guide to harnessing tenacity, passion, enthusiasm, and hard work to make your dreams come true.”

Sure, but does she have a the courage, uniqueness, nerve, and talent it takes to write a book all by herself?

#23

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:36pm

No

#24

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:39pm

Sure, but does she have a the courage, uniqueness, nerve, and talent it takes to write a book all by herself?

She doesn't have the courage, uniqueness, nerve, or talent to do ANYTHING by herself except be a total bItch.

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"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "

#25

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:40pm

You can't make a chapter be dramatic and deep by scrunching your face while you write it. Her secret weapon has been disabled.