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#26

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:35pm

“But I believe I can write one of sorts: not a how-to-make-it-in-show-business book, but a guide to harnessing tenacity, passion, enthusiasm, and hard work to make your dreams come true.”

Sure, but does she have a the courage, uniqueness, nerve, and talent it takes to write a book all by herself?

#27

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:36pm

No

#28

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:39pm

Sure, but does she have a the courage, uniqueness, nerve, and talent it takes to write a book all by herself?

She doesn't have the courage, uniqueness, nerve, or talent to do ANYTHING by herself except be a total bItch.

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"There’s nothing quite like the power and the passion of Broadway music. "

#29

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:40pm

You can't make a chapter be dramatic and deep by scrunching your face while you write it. Her secret weapon has been disabled.

#30

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:44pm

I love it that she thinks she needs to write a book and that anyone has anything to learn about her. This will make for a great trashy read and then for even better toilet paper.

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"Some people can thrive and bloom living life in a living room, that's perfect for some people of one hundred and five. But I at least gotta try, when I think of all the sights that I gotta see, all the places I gotta play, all the things that I gotta be at"

#31

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:48pm

Chapter 14: Funny Girl is mine. MINE. MINE, DO YOU HEAR ME? I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL RUN LAUREN AMBROSE OVER WITH A CAR. I WILL PLAY FANNY BRICE. I BROKE INTO RYAN MURPHY'S HOUSE AND THREATENED HIM WITH A FILLETING KNIFE UNTIL I GOT HIM TO TURN MY STORY ARC ON GLEE INTO A MULTI-EPISODE AUDITION FOR FUNNY GIRL. I SWEAR TO GOD IF I DON'T PLAY FANNY BRICE, THE WORLD WILL BURN AND BLOOD WILL RUN IN THE STREETS I SWEAR TO GOD.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#32

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 2:50pm

I wish she was notable enough to be on the shelf with Snooki's "A Shore Thing" or Jessica Simpon's "Jessica Simpson I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding" but sadly she's just not that famous...

#33

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:04pm

Jordan, I was trying to reference her commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U1XByR5194

#34

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:25pm

Not my mom. My mom never co-starred with her.

#35

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:28pm

You people are such haters. You all know you're gonna pick a copy up when it's released. You won't be able to help yourselves.

#36

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:33pm

I will pick up a copy on the Barnes & Noble clearance table if the book I really want is right under it.

#37

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:35pm

Are you really going to want to wait 1 whole week until it's in the clearance section, though?

#38

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:35pm

Not you Wynbish. You will download it digitally.

#39

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:36pm

Yes, on my iPuke

#40

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:37pm

Catalano on the other hand will read it from cover to cover in 1 sitting and then proceed to start from the beginning until he commits every last friggin' page to memory.

#41

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:38pm

LOL @ Wynbish.

#42

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 3:53pm

Before you snicker, remember that Snooki is a New York Times bestselling author...

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#43

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 4:19pm

Before I snicker?

That's why I'm snickering.

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....but the world goes 'round

#44

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 4:31pm

Carlos, unfortunately this board is full of trolls.

I wonder if they all know her personally to say these things. Or maybe they are just so mentally challenged that they believe all the jealous gossip they hear about her.

#45

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 4:36pm

Believe it or not Dave, the people that hate her the most are the people who've actually had to deal with her.

#46

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 4:52pm

Is SA the only legit role she's originated? Like not in a two minute Castle on a Cloud part as a kid?

#47

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 4:55pm

"Dave, STFU. I've worked with her."

Wow, then you must be a true professional to post sh*t about your colleagues on an internet message board.

Updated On: 5/23/13 at 04:55 PM

#48

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 5:05pm

You're mistaken. It's the book for the musical, "Lea! with a Zzzzzzz"

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"Through The Sacrifice You Made, We Can't Believe The Price You Paid..For Love!"

#49

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 5:07pm

I'm kinda sorry I'm not the ghostwriter for this book. What a fun job that's going to be for the lucky person who gets 'assigned'/stuck with her.

#50

Lea Michele is writing a book

Posted: 5/23/13 at 5:28pm

Dave, what's it like to blindly follow someone with such little talent? Is it uber kewl?