And if he didn't look like a frat boy.
And if his voice was right (he's great in Tenacious D, wouldn't be on Broadway).
He's actually okay in dramatic roles - his breakout in "High Fidelity" was at least seriocomic, and I loved him in the "King Kong" remake.
Speaking of which, how amazing would a Tenacious D musical be? They'd have to do a "Rock of Ages" thing and supply you joints during the show, though.
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Updated On: 12/21/08 at 03:43 PM