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#201

re: Lyrics or lines that made you cringe!

Posted: 11/16/04 at 12:48pm

"Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis"

That isn't clever?

But, yeah. I like WICKED's music, but lyrics aren't Schwart's forte.

Updated On: 11/16/04 at 12:48 PM

#202

re: Lyrics or lines that made you cringe!

Posted: 11/16/04 at 1:12pm

I don't know if its been said, but the one lyric that i hate is from RENT(even though I adore the show) is:
Think twice before you poo-poo it.

Why the hell isnt the lyric:
Think twice before you saw screw it.

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#203

re: Lyrics or lines that made you cringe!

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:28pm

"I'm a mean green mother from outer space"

I just feel like, "why?" when I hear that, it just don't like it for some reason

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#204

re: Lyrics or lines that made you cringe!

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:36pm

"Cats fit in the windowsill children fit in the snow" WTF??? What does this mean? Should we put our cats in our windows???

#205

re: Lyrics or lines that made you cringe!

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:39pm

I don't know about you, but my cats always sit on the windowsill...

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#206

re: Lyrics or lines that made you cringe!

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:41pm

I'm surprised no one has put "Gliddy glop gloopy, nibby knobby nooby na na na na no"
Just about all the lyrics in MISS SAIGON sound were apparently translated from the French and sound like it.
And CARRIE of course: "Here's the gig, you help me kill a pig." or "Was it his face? Was it his smile? I haven't felt so wonderful in quite a while"
TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA has mostly bum lyrics "Love love love love love love love love love love love love..."

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Updated On: 11/16/04 at 05:41 PM

#207

re: Lyrics or lines that made you cringe!

Posted: 11/16/04 at 6:06pm

Uh - Nessa
I've got something to confess, a
Reason why, well -
Why I asked you here tonight
Now I know it isn't fair:

Stephen Schwartz has really reached a new low as far as rhyming is concerned...HORRIBLE!

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#208

re: Lyrics or lines that made you cringe!

Posted: 11/16/04 at 6:25pm

Just about all of the Brooklyn sample CD was cringe-worthy.

Hmm...what else? In "What More Can I Say," the line "I sing a rondelay" always makes me want to hit something. It's the one false note in a really lovely song.

#209

re: Lyrics or lines that made you cringe!

Posted: 11/16/04 at 6:28pm

there are bridges you crossed until you didnt know you crossed....whatever that is from wckd

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