Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

#1

Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:52am

I don't know about anyone else here, but I always seem to fine a Lyric in shows that make me laugh, and in that good "i'm amused" way not the "my god that's dumb!" way. I think the one that makes me laugh over and over is from The Producers.

"Turn turn kick turn, turn turn kick turn, one two three kick turn"

spill it, what lyric(s) make you laugh like a little school girl





okay maybe not like a little school girl.

#2

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 7:20am

I still chuckle a bit everytime I hear Freddie in Chess say "I'm not paranoid, they're out to get me" hehe

#3

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 8:00am

All of "The Internet is for Porn"
I nearly choked the first time i hear it. And i can't shake the fact ive heard my friends mum (the wife of an Anglican Priest) sing along with it

#4

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 9:05am

I always let loose a giggle when Trekkie Monster sings "Pick up girls at NYU." (In case there's someone on this board who hasn't heard me say it already, I go to NYU which is what makes this amusing to me) :)

good thread!

#5

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 9:56am

"I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today" makes me feel better.
Also, in "Fantasies Come True," whenever Nick mumurs "Take off your shirt..."

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#6

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 10:03am

I mean, with the price of meat what it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...
Good, you got it.

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#7

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 11:01am

max:ala mnechen musha-maken heiden to go gotsen plaus pipichlachen*
woman: what does that mean?
max: who knows i don't speak yiddish...strangely enough neither did he


*thats as close as its getting without me getting the cd insert out

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#8

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 11:44am

"That's picolo player."
"How can you tell?"
"It's piping hot!"

from Sweeney Todd

Or something along those lines...

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"There's a butt naked princess, lounging in a bed, calling your name. What exactly didn't you realize? Before our wedding night, pack up some of that dried monkey meat and have the royal cartographer draw you a map of the female body, captain. Maybe then you'll be more inclined to come explore!"

#9

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 12:11pm

"Cyrano is lots of fun, Lots of fun for every Nun" The scene with all the nuns bouncing around and clapping....I nearly peed my pants when I saw that! IT was SOOOO bad!

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"It never bothered me that she called me a c*nt, it bothered me that I answered to it!" Carol Channing about Ethel Merman filming an episode of "The Love Boat"

#10

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 12:19pm

(sung to the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town)

It was just July Fourth,
Where did the months go?
The next thing you know,
it's time to cook the bird.
The holidays will hit you
Like a brick!

That's why this week at Old Navy
We have lots of cool, new sweaters..

(I can't remember the rest, but it makes me laugh)

#11

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 12:26pm

The More You Ruv Someone the more you want to kill him
The More You Ruv Someone the more you wishing him dead!!!!



and also the one line from What is this Feeling?
When Idena says "Blonde"

#12

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 4:32pm

All the lyrics from Summer in Ohio from The lAst Five Years

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#13

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 4:51pm

The little monalogue in Aida that Amneris says while yelling at Radames about a naked woman being in bed, and having a map drawn of the female body...

Radames: ::RUN::

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#14

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:09pm

"Please I need that shoe to have a child!"

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"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.

#15

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:17pm

And I cant wait to eat her pu$$y again!

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#16

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:25pm

"Not in my backyard, utensils! Go back to China!"

#17

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:29pm

AmaraCaledonia, "Then blow on it first!"

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"Sing the words, Patti!!!!" Stephen Sondheim to Patti LuPone.

#18

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:29pm

I find this quite funny, from Avenue Q...

*amidst the bickering*

Nicky - I'll come home when I want to, you're not my mother, Rod!

Rod - I am too your mother!

#19

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:30pm

Christmas Eve: They like to brothers
Kate Monster: Brothers
Christmas Eve: Who go on a date
Kate: Who... what?

#20

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:33pm

In "Karma Chameleon" (TABOO), I crack up every time Leigh Bowery says:
"Oh, that's a dreaful song- it'll never go anywhere!"
and
"Now, get out there, bitch, and sing!"

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#21

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 5:35pm

Burrs: Till the dawn breaks the spell, all the world can go to hell!

Kate: (Now)Where's my bible?!

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I just love that part, lol.

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#22

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 7:00pm

And I can't wait to eat her pu$$y again
The Jews have all the money...

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#23

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 7:05pm

all of the internet is for porn
hell, most of the stuff from avenue q

its not really a lyric, but the peaches and mangos and pears oh my line from wicked, as well as the green pubic hair line from q

the part of guten tag hop clop where franz goes "heil you know who" and the birds salute

#24

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 7:09pm

"I was a boyscout once and a brownie 'til some brat got scared" ~Angel

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#25

re: Lyrics that make you laugh nearly every time you hear them.

Posted: 11/16/04 at 7:21pm

Beauty and the Beast
"We will be the perfect pair, rather like my thighs!"
"Who come's up with these endless refrains like Gaston?"

Hairspray
"But now Ive tasted chocolate, and I'm never goin' back!"
"I never looked inside myself, though on the outside I looked good."

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