Hey, I watch a lot of BBC. I have no problem with the East Enders, no problem with Magda on Ab Fab, no problem with the various Little Britain accents, but now that you printed those lyrics, I see the culprit.
There is no way on a first listen in a theatre that you could tell what is a "letter" and what is a "word." It goes by too fast, fights the accented rhythm of the music, THEN add in a thick accent.
Does this song come out of some sort of dialogue setup where we see that Matilda is speaking both letters and words at the same time? I'm not sure that would help, but at least I might understand what they were attempting to do.
For me, it's a fail as far as commutation goes. Cleverness trumps comprehension.
And what five-year-old on this planet would ever speak that way in any country in any era?
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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