Mofongo on Broadway!
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #150
Posted: 3/15/12 at 2:59pmOh Namo you are right. Who doesn't love some good Mofongo. Ummmmmmm.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #151
Posted: 3/15/12 at 2:59pm
^Si, lo mejor!
On a balmy afternoon in Colonia Roma, having just taken a long stroll down from the Bellas Artes to see the Orozcos and the Tamayos, there's nothing better.
Micheladas, that is.
I can live with or without the mafongo.
Updated On: 3/15/12 at 02:59 PM
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #152
Posted: 3/15/12 at 3:06pmThen you haven't had the right Mofongo.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #153
Posted: 3/15/12 at 3:14pm
^Could be! Let's all meet for dinner at Dame's house. I'll bring the rum - if it's ok, Santa Teresa or Pompero instead of Bacardi, I prefer my ron Venezelano to Boriqueno (then again, Bacardi's made in Mexico now isn't it?).
It will be a theme night. The assignment is to exhibit the annoying and disruptive behaviors most casually associated with your ethnic group.
FindingNamo's lesbian alcoholic sister
Updated On: 3/15/12 at 03:14 PM
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Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #154
Posted: 3/15/12 at 3:16pm
In fact, I realize that my "shoehorn" comment might be offensive to POLF (people of large feet). My apologies if I have offended those who are large of feet.
But I'm not alone in this bias.
Fats Waller's "Your Feet's Too Big"
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #155
Posted: 3/15/12 at 3:22pmAll right! As one of a mixed English/Irish background, that means I get to put very little effort into the dish I bring and then drink heavily once I get there.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #156
Posted: 3/15/12 at 3:28pmBut who doesn't love scones and clotted cream? Except the sizeist people, I mean.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #157
Posted: 3/15/12 at 3:37pmYou are all welcome here. I won't make the Mofongo. I will order it and have it Fed X. This papi is not a good cook.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #158
Posted: 3/15/12 at 4:01pmLoved the song parody, henrik.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #159
Posted: 3/15/12 at 4:06pm^Gracias, Companero! Don't forget to bring the haggis to Dame's!
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #160
Posted: 3/15/12 at 4:17pmOf course, as a white guy who's a little heavy and is sliding into middle age, I'm not really being a reverse racist or ageist. And as you, henrik, haven't actually been lecturing anyone about how and when to be offended, I wasn't really talking to you, was I? And I'm guessing the later reference to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru didn't clue you in to the fact that my tongue was planted firmly in cheek, well, then...I don't know what to tell you.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #161
Posted: 3/15/12 at 4:47pm
Sorry, SonofRobbie, as I tried to make clear in my post, my tongue as well was, at least loosely, planted, if not in my cheek, in a big bowl of Dame's mafongo.
Either there or in my father's wife's - you must meet her, she's his happiest mistake; the ache of his life! - lutefisk.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #162
Posted: 3/15/12 at 4:52pm
Your name really freaks me out now that I know you're middle aged. I keep thinking of you as some Nordic 20-something with a perpetual (anticpation?) hard-on and a cello between your legs.
Couldn't you have gone with Mrs. Segstrom?
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #163
Posted: 3/15/12 at 5:01pm
Enough with the Scandinavian quisine, henrik! My husband's of Swedish descent and though he's never tried to serve it, the stories of lutefisk give me nightmares.
Haggis is delicious, however, as I recall. Help me get started. I need sheep's bladder or something, right?
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #164
Posted: 3/15/12 at 5:03pmha! Alter egos can be so much fun, no?
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #165
Posted: 3/15/12 at 5:07pmWould you believe I don't even own a top hat?
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #166
Posted: 3/15/12 at 5:11pm
^Now I'm freaked out, Reginald!
Gaveston, I will try to restrain myself. And I've actually never had haggis. Although if I helped get you started we'd probably end up with something like sheep bladder borscht.
Yum!
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #167
Posted: 3/15/12 at 5:21pm
You bitches needed to marry some Italians.
And I can believe Reg doesn't own a top hat? But a pillbox? Absolutely.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #168
Posted: 3/15/12 at 5:28pm
"Do I have to be a "fat ***** *********" to suck your "****", Diva, or will a merely plump one do? :)"
I only ask that your shoulders be wider than your waist...
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #169
Posted: 3/15/12 at 5:35pm
And I've actually never had haggis.
As I recall from from a trip to Scotland 30 years ago, haggis is basically meat-flavored oatmeal that has been allowed to marinate in a sheep's bladder. Surprisingly tasty and almost certainly nothing my doctor would allow me to eat.
But back on topic: I think Scots are the worst audiences of all! Because we're too cheap to buy tickets, we don't go to the theater in the first place.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #170
Posted: 3/15/12 at 5:36pm
"But a pillbox?"
Well, yes. But not a hat.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #171
Posted: 3/15/12 at 6:30pmThat a girl.
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #172
Posted: 3/15/12 at 7:34pm
Wow, that was easy.
A fake bone and ghostlightXL totally goes for it. Didn't think the bitch would fetch the bit about me supposedly being fat and turning around in his hypocrisy and doing the very thing the bitchy queenifa attempted to school me on.
Pork loins!
Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #173
Posted: 3/15/12 at 7:52pmAll this "tongue in cheek" business is extremely offensive to the Ellen Jamesians.
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Audience behavior at Evita. ( especially with the Latin community) #174
Posted: 3/15/12 at 8:10pm
Diva, I definitely fit that description, and DAME, I'm an excellent cook. Shall we have high tea at 420?
eta: who knew you were a Garp fan, Namo? I love that book.
Updated On: 3/15/12 at 08:10 PM
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