When people arrive practically two scenes into the show, that pisses me off.
A person's cell phone went off during Act Two of The Color Purple and I think during Jersey Boys.
At that same performance of Jersey Boys, this middle aged couple was yakking their f***ing heads off. During the big meeting scene in Act Two, when Tommy says something to Frankie, the guy said, "Hit 'im, Frankie!" And they even sang along at some point. Badly. I came this close to saying, "Sir, they won the Tony, not you, so I would appreciate it if you would be quiet."
When I saw Into the Woods back in 2002, some horrible woman laughed when the Witch said that the Baker's Wife was dead. I came this close to yelling, "Hey, that's NOT funny."
The cigarette smoke in The Light in the Piazza was pretty annoying.
As much as I love the theatre, the only theatre in New York with leg space is the Gershwin. My feet were so sore the last time I went.
Shows that have closed for a while and yet the signs are still up. I saw it with Tom Sawyer, La Cage Aux Folles (even the window cards were still up), Gem of the Ocean (not a musical but worth mentioning), Good Vibrations, Brooklyn, Hot Feet, and Lestat. It's sad, really.
Now I'm not totally against singing along, partly because I CAN sing and those people couldn't to save their lives. I admit, when they do the reprise thing at the curtain call, I sing along. I've done it with Hairspray, Spamalot, The Color Purple, Jersey Boys, and The Wedding Singer (ok, I joined in on the last chorus of the finale. I couldn't resist.)
Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
Updated On: 10/25/06 at 12:41 PM