New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!

[Unknown User]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#1

Posted: 11/1/13 at 7:06pm

SPEARS is an original musical that chronicles the life of Jesus Christ, telling the story through the hit music of Britney Spears. Creator Patrick Blute, 23, and his creative team are holding a funder’s preview on November 7th at the Snapple Theater. The musical tugs at the heartstrings of America’s lost twenty-somethings, calling on familiar hits such as “Stronger,” “One More Time,” and “Crazy,” to describe the birth, life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
Oh Christ? Brtiney?

[g.d.e.l.g.i.]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#2

Posted: 11/1/13 at 7:09pm

Cue the unending replies involving some pun on the expletive use of "Jesus Christ!"

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[whatever2]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#2

Posted: 11/1/13 at 7:12pm

" ... technically making the musical an opera."

That statement technically makes its author an idiot.

"You, sir, are a moron." (PlayItAgain)

[g.d.e.l.g.i.]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#3

Posted: 11/1/13 at 7:32pm

I've got ten bucks says Ken Davenport wants a piece of this. :P

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[kieranbec]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#4

Posted: 11/1/13 at 7:36pm

Sounds like a hit.

[Borstalboy]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#5

Posted: 11/1/13 at 7:47pm

I'm dying to see this.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Unknown User]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#6

Posted: 11/1/13 at 8:04pm

... but it shouldn't be like this.
This was unexpected,
What do I do now?

[g.d.e.l.g.i.]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#7

Posted: 11/1/13 at 10:45pm

Could we stop the refs, please?

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Updated On: 11/1/13 at 10:45 PM

[oasisjeff]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#8

Posted: 11/1/13 at 10:47pm

I love this! I don't want to see a Britney jukebox musical or a Jesus musical, so best to make that one thing. It does seem hard to keep the crucifixion somber and dramatic with Jesus telling the guys with the hammer to "Hit me, Baby, One More Time!" though...

Now t/d/b/a haterobics on here.

[TrulyOutrageousJem]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#9

Posted: 11/2/13 at 5:38pm

I wonder how long they've got till Britney's team kills this. Larry Rudolph is no joke and usually you can't get within a hundred yards of Britney material.

[gavyj]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#10

Posted: 11/2/13 at 5:51pm

MUST SEE.

[disneybroadwayfan22]

New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!#11

Posted: 11/4/13 at 2:57pm