New Musical tells the story of Christ- through Britney's music!

SPEARS is an original musical that chronicles the life of Jesus Christ, telling the story through the hit music of Britney Spears. Creator Patrick Blute, 23, and his creative team are holding a funder’s preview on November 7th at the Snapple Theater. The musical tugs at the heartstrings of America’s lost twenty-somethings, calling on familiar hits such as “Stronger,” “One More Time,” and “Crazy,” to describe the birth, life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.
Oh Christ? Brtiney?

" ... technically making the musical an opera."

That statement technically makes its author an idiot.

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Sounds like a hit.

... but it shouldn't be like this.
This was unexpected,
What do I do now?

I love this! I don't want to see a Britney jukebox musical or a Jesus musical, so best to make that one thing. It does seem hard to keep the crucifixion somber and dramatic with Jesus telling the guys with the hammer to "Hit me, Baby, One More Time!" though...

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MUST SEE.