First of all, although the "power" of the Times is not what it once was, it remains the most important review, and that importance is not insignificant for a variety of reasons. Second, there are no rules on when press nights are. Third, if a show cannot or will not offer press nights that are 5 days out, Jesse has 2 options: (1) buy a ticket for 5 nights out [doubtful, for a variety of reasons] (2) review the show 5 days after he sees it [more likely but ill-advised from the production's standpoint, for a variety of reasons]. Fourth, Tuesday IS 5 days out from Sunday. Fifth, having said all of that, Jesse is still being a jackass.