"Oh, I wanna stagedoor you soooo bad!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Girl #1: (during curtain call) "I think he just looked at me."
Girl #2: "really?!"
Girl #1: "yeah omg he just looked at me again, and he SMILED!"
Girl #2: "omg you should stagedoor him"
Girl #1: "are you sure? I've never stagedoored anyone before.."
Girl #2: "don't worry, I promise it'll be a good experience"
Girl #1: "are you sure it won't hurt? and what if it means more to me than it does to him?"
Girl #2: "none of that matters, come ON you get the chance to STAGEDOOR him and you might pass it up because you're afraid?"
Girl #1: "oh he just smiled at me again, that's it...I'm gonna stagedoor him so hard. LET'S GO!"
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--