Butters, go buy World of Warcraft, install it on your computer, and join the online sensation before we all murder you.
--Cartman: South Park
ATTENTION FANS: I will be played by James Barbour in the upcoming musical, "BroadwayWorld: The Musical."
Words don't deserve that kind of malarkey. They're innocent, neutral, precise, standing for this, describing that, meaning the other, so if you look after them you can build bridges across incomprehension and chaos. But when they get their corners knocked off, they're no good anymore…I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.
I saw this headline this morning with half of one eye open and I swear I thought it said Norm Lewis is playing Matilda. For which I would have raced to the box office for a ticket.
"I saw this headline this morning with half of one eye open and I swear I thought it said Norm Lewis is playing Matilda. For which I would have raced to the box office for a ticket."
LOLOLOL because that is EXACTLY what I read..and I was thinking I needed a stronger pair of reading glasses. Glad I was not the only one. Ms. Trunchbull? Mr. Wormwood? Matilda herself? At least I am in good company..