Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

[Patti LuPone FANatic]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#1

Posted: 1/27/14 at 6:36pm

This is sooo wrong on so many levels. That talentless hag needs to stay the F away from Broadway... and "Chicago". Just say "no."
UGH!

"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)

[Littleshopofcarrie]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#2

Posted: 1/27/14 at 7:13pm

That clip made me laugh so much.

[Sutton Ross]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#2

Posted: 1/27/14 at 7:16pm

Why would you put anything involving the Kardashians on this board or website? They are vapid buttholes with absolutely no talent, stop giving them attention.

[FishermanBob]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#3

Posted: 1/27/14 at 7:20pm

Just ignore these idiots. Don't give them the attention and react to their every utterance which is exactly how they have made their brand. If people just ignore them, they will have no choice but to go away.

[Mr Roxy]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#4

Posted: 1/27/14 at 7:22pm

She may make Melanie Griffith seem like Merman by comparison.

The end of times is here.

Poster Emeritus

[disneybroadwayfan22]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#5

Posted: 1/27/14 at 7:57pm

If they put her on Broadway, not only would it be a travesty to the art, but it would be so disrespectful and cruel to struggling actresses in NYC who studied and work hard for their craft.

[BroadwayNYC2]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#6

Posted: 1/27/14 at 8:44pm

Maybe she can close up Chicago (for good).

[Patti LuPone FANatic]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#7

Posted: 1/27/14 at 8:57pm

I just chuckled when the article mentioned that she had been practicing the song "All That Jazz".... deluded person thought herself as a potential Velma. You never know with the Weisslers. Although I'm a big (recent) fan of "Chicago", I would consider boycotting the show if that big pile of nothing got cast in the show. I agree with what Mr. Roxy said.

"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)

[Sutton Ross]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#8

Posted: 1/27/14 at 9:00pm

HAHA. Seriously, why do you think it hasn't closed yet?

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#9

Posted: 1/27/14 at 10:04pm

Maybe it's an unpopular opinion 'round these parts, but I like her. She has no place on Broadway, but why the hate?

Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$

[jbroadway4]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#10

Posted: 1/27/14 at 10:09pm

^^^^^^

[oasisjeff]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#11

Posted: 1/27/14 at 10:37pm

When has having no place on Broadway prevented someone from being on Broadway?!

Now t/d/b/a haterobics on here.

[Demitri2]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#12

Posted: 1/27/14 at 10:41pm

If they put Kris Jenner in the show then the icing on the cake would be bringing back Wendy Williams as Matron "Mama" Morton.

[Sutton Ross]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#13

Posted: 1/27/14 at 10:46pm

It was just clearly to get a ratings boost for a failing show. It's never going to happen, and like their entire family, just a joke.

[jemjeb2]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#14

Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:44pm

Never having seen her act, I'm not ready to foam at the mouth yet.

[MrMidwest]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#15

Posted: 1/28/14 at 11:02pm

She loves her friends!

"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter

[Jay Lerner-Z]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#16

Posted: 1/28/14 at 11:49pm

Edited - totally the wrong thread - I'm an idiot.

Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$

Updated On: 1/28/14 at 11:49 PM

[dramamama611]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#17

Posted: 1/29/14 at 5:32am

There are no plans to bring her to the show. Doesn't mean it won't happen, but this is all in her head.

Here's the thing: people WILL buy tickets to see her. Christie Brinklely sold tickets and she was the worst thing I'd ever seen on stage. If people stopped celebrity-whoring, this kind of thing would never happen.

If we're not having fun, then why are we doing it? These are DISCUSSION boards, not mutual admiration boards. Discussion only occurs when we are willing to hear what others are thinking, regardless of whether it is alignment to our own thoughts.

[GottaHaveAGimmick]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#18

Posted: 1/29/14 at 9:27am

Please, NO! I can see the marquee changing now to: Chi-K-ago just to keep the Kardashian theme. And each of her nitwitted daughters would take a week playing Mary Sunshine. Please, NO!

[PalJoey]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#19

Posted: 1/29/14 at 9:36am

Not going to happen.

[DottieD'Luscia]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#20

Posted: 1/29/14 at 9:57am

We're talking about the Weissler's here. Never say never. In the meantime, keep the talent-free, media whore sKanK off Broadway. Watch out, Dottie woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

[FishermanBob]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#21

Posted: 1/29/14 at 11:50am

I was at an advanced screening of this coming week's episode of Keeping Up with the K's. Apparently, she's now decided she wants to be Leading Player in Pippin instead. Lookout Patina.

"Join us, I love fields with flowers
Join us, cheese is no good if it's sour"

Updated On: 1/29/14 at 11:50 AM

[Mister Matt]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#22

Posted: 1/29/14 at 4:06pm

I wouldn't buy a ticket, but this is hardly a clutch-the-pearls with a panty-twist moment. I saw Marla Maples in Will Rogers' Follies. Let's not pretend there isn't precedent here.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

[FishermanBob]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#23

Posted: 1/29/14 at 4:30pm

This is not about precedent, it's about the fact that she's Mama Kartrashian and publicity whore supreme. It's about HER.

[Sutton Ross]

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway#24

Posted: 1/29/14 at 4:55pm

It's so funny that people believe this may happen, despite the fact that she has no talent and they would never let her near a stage. Talented people are on Broadway, she doesn't qualify.