Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

#1

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 6:36pm

This is sooo wrong on so many levels. That talentless hag needs to stay the F away from Broadway... and "Chicago". Just say "no."
UGH!

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"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)

#2

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 7:13pm

That clip made me laugh so much.

#3

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 7:16pm

Why would you put anything involving the Kardashians on this board or website? They are vapid buttholes with absolutely no talent, stop giving them attention.

#4

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 7:20pm

Just ignore these idiots. Don't give them the attention and react to their every utterance which is exactly how they have made their brand. If people just ignore them, they will have no choice but to go away.

#5

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 7:22pm

She may make Melanie Griffith seem like Merman by comparison.

The end of times is here.

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#6

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 7:57pm

If they put her on Broadway, not only would it be a travesty to the art, but it would be so disrespectful and cruel to struggling actresses in NYC who studied and work hard for their craft.

#7

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 8:44pm

Maybe she can close up Chicago (for good).

#8

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 8:57pm

I just chuckled when the article mentioned that she had been practicing the song "All That Jazz".... deluded person thought herself as a potential Velma. You never know with the Weisslers. Although I'm a big (recent) fan of "Chicago", I would consider boycotting the show if that big pile of nothing got cast in the show. I agree with what Mr. Roxy said.

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"Noel [Coward] and I were in Paris once. Adjoining rooms, of course. One night, I felt mischievous, so I knocked on Noel's door, and he asked, 'Who is it?' I lowered my voice and said 'Hotel detective. Have you got a gentleman in your room?' He answered, 'Just a minute, I'll ask him.'" (Beatrice Lillie)

#9

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 9:00pm

HAHA. Seriously, why do you think it hasn't closed yet?

#10

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 10:04pm

Maybe it's an unpopular opinion 'round these parts, but I like her. She has no place on Broadway, but why the hate?

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#11

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 10:09pm

^^^^^^

#12

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 10:37pm

When has having no place on Broadway prevented someone from being on Broadway?!

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#13

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 10:41pm

If they put Kris Jenner in the show then the icing on the cake would be bringing back Wendy Williams as Matron "Mama" Morton.

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Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/27/14 at 10:46pm

It was just clearly to get a ratings boost for a failing show. It's never going to happen, and like their entire family, just a joke.

#15

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/28/14 at 10:44pm

Never having seen her act, I'm not ready to foam at the mouth yet.

#16

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/28/14 at 11:02pm

She loves her friends!

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#17

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/28/14 at 11:49pm

Edited - totally the wrong thread - I'm an idiot.

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Updated On: 1/28/14 at 11:49 PM

#18

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/29/14 at 5:32am

There are no plans to bring her to the show. Doesn't mean it won't happen, but this is all in her head.

Here's the thing: people WILL buy tickets to see her. Christie Brinklely sold tickets and she was the worst thing I'd ever seen on stage. If people stopped celebrity-whoring, this kind of thing would never happen.

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#19

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/29/14 at 9:27am

Please, NO! I can see the marquee changing now to: Chi-K-ago just to keep the Kardashian theme. And each of her nitwitted daughters would take a week playing Mary Sunshine. Please, NO!

#20

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/29/14 at 9:36am

Not going to happen.

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#21

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/29/14 at 9:57am

We're talking about the Weissler's here. Never say never. In the meantime, keep the talent-free, media whore sKanK off Broadway. Watch out, Dottie woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!

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#22

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/29/14 at 11:50am

I was at an advanced screening of this coming week's episode of Keeping Up with the K's. Apparently, she's now decided she wants to be Leading Player in Pippin instead. Lookout Patina.

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Updated On: 1/29/14 at 11:50 AM

#23

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/29/14 at 4:06pm

I wouldn't buy a ticket, but this is hardly a clutch-the-pearls with a panty-twist moment. I saw Marla Maples in Will Rogers' Follies. Let's not pretend there isn't precedent here.

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#24

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/29/14 at 4:30pm

This is not about precedent, it's about the fact that she's Mama Kartrashian and publicity whore supreme. It's about HER.

#25

Oh No Ma'am! Kris Jenner Has Her Eyes On Broadway

Posted: 1/29/14 at 4:55pm

It's so funny that people believe this may happen, despite the fact that she has no talent and they would never let her near a stage. Talented people are on Broadway, she doesn't qualify.