"Too bad you and those of your ilk can't understand that. But since you can't, you'll just have to take my word for it, which in the (acknowledgedly fruitless) spirit of largesse, I hereby grant you. And Addison, Your assertions are chilling."
I sometimes think the things you write are satirical.
If not, can you really be this heinous of a human being?? Do you go disguised by day, away from your Bway World avatar and pretend NOT to be evil? Do people see through this in your everyday life? Sometimes the nastiness we feel inside comes through only in our talk-back internet post writings, but that doesn't forgive it. Its what's really inside of you. And what's inside of you must be dark and black and pitiable. Why are you like you are?
You could be onto something. The fact that he seems to see every major Broadway production (and many off,) and yet I can't remember a positive review from him for any new work, ever, makes me think that's a part of his performance art. To go to every opening night or preview and comment on how bad it was.
Ha! That really is the perfect comparison. Although it does seem a little sad when you have a Stadler or a Waldorf without the other one to at least play off of and enjoy being a bitch with.