Patti LuPone's new ramblings are up- Page 2

[mrslovett7]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:35pm

"DON'T argue with Patti. The people on this board will find out where you live and cut you, once they hear wind of it while worshipping at the venerable Altar of Patti, made out of used Patti LuPone chewing gum wads and a little tuft of hair."

and don't forget Patti's used tissues!


and ze emcee i'll tell you how amazing she is. the very first time i saw anything about Patti was on november 2nd 2004 (yes i remember the date that changed my life) sweeney todd in concert was on and i had never seen or heard it before so i decided to watch. i tuned in in the middle of A Little Priest and i didn't even know what the plot was but found myself cracking up at Patti's timing. She then after became my favorite actress/singer and i own every single recording/video of sweeney todd ever (even bootlegs shhh).

Tomarrow is her birthday!!! my friends and i are having a party for her and we are going to get those big wax lips and watch all of her movies! Yes i am fully aware that i'm insane

[aspiringactress]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:40pm

She get more points in my book now, if that's even possible. how could you not love "the patti"

[ljay889]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:42pm

She calls people "dolls"?

Always! It's like one of her trademarks.

[Roninjoey]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:51pm

Patti could write "Today, I shat on a bum because I wanted to improve his smell" and you people would applaud her humanity.

Actually, I think I'd be pretty impressed if she actually did that.

[kgee30]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 5:54pm

"Tomarrow is her birthday!!! my friends and i are having a party for her and we are going to get those big wax lips and watch all of her movies! Yes i am fully aware that i'm insane"

mrslovett7, you're my new favorite person. That's hilarious.

I'd argue with the Patti, but I'm pretty sure she would kick my ass. I love her & all, but she scares the crap out of me, too.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:04pm

For the most part these folks, and mark me, it's a minority, are slobs.

Calvin, I am glad I am not the only person that was confused. Is it most of them or a minority? She's calling her audience slobs?

[Broadwaylady]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 6:11pm

She is an emotional Italian. I saw her in Noises Off and Evita. On the 30th, I will get to see her in Sweeney Todd............

[kgee30]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 7:59pm

"For the most part these folks, and mark me, it's a minority, are slobs.

Calvin, I am glad I am not the only person that was confused. Is it most of them or a minority? She's calling her audience slobs?"

She's referring to the minority; it's a parenthetical statement that would have been clearer if she had used dashes. To wit:

For the most part these folks--and mark me, it's a minority--are slobs.

[mrslovett7]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 8:05pm

Thank you kgee30! and to personalize the lips we are going to melt the top right corner and do her little signature lip up-curl thingy.

I think if i ever met her I would cry. I need to think of a date to see Sweeney again. Last time i got box seats and she winked at me at curtain call, i seriously almost fainted. My friend grabbed me before i went over the side. I was literally violently shaking for 5 hours before the show because i've never seen her live before and my friend slapped me across the face because i started sqealing when i saw her through the curtain hahaha that was a fun day.

It was phenom

[joshy]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 8:09pm

"For the most part these folks--and mark me, it's a minority--are slobs."

Wait, okay, I'm confused again. The minority of the theatre audiences are slobs? Or the theatre audience as a whole (which is a minority!) is made up of slobs? I'm very tired.

[kgee30]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 8:16pm

To me, the qualifier "these folks" means she's referring to a minority of the theater audience. Otherwise why bother saying "it's a minority" -- who else does she imagine is reading her ramblings? But WTF do I know -- I guess you'd have to ask her, and hope she doesn't kick your ass
Updated On: 4/20/06 at 08:16 PM

[joshy]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 8:35pm

Ahhh! I see now. Heh. Yes, I was a bit confused that she seemed to be insulting almost everyone reading her ramblings. Okay, I'm good now, thanks.

Oh, come on! Like I'd say "hey, Patti, your writing, it don't make no sense!" I don't have a death wish. :)

[bwayrocks_ca]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 9:19pm

"and to personalize the lips we are going to melt the top right corner and do her little signature lip up-curl thingy."

mrslovett7 - You are also my hero now, too!!! I've been celebrating her birthday all week.

[mrslovett7]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 9:59pm

Haha ANYTHING to honor The Patti!!! i love that woman, I live for her

[EugLoven]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 10:23pm

Patti needs to pick up her teaching credentials and start lecturing at colleges. This is the very kind of thing our apathetic student populations are reading/discussing today. At least, at San Francisco State University. She reads/sounds like so many of us socially-conscious liberal Bay Area folk in this blog entry.

[mrslovett7]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 10:28pm

Ooo oooo i want her for a teacher!

[mrslovett7]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 10:29pm

Ooo oooo i want her for a teacher!

[mrslovett7]

Posted: 4/20/06 at 10:50pm

wow someone managed to double post and that someone seems to have been me

[Patti LuPone FANatic]

Posted: 4/21/06 at 12:10am

Yes, dear one.. .she does call her fans "dolls." It's a term of endearment. I can just imagine what she thinks of people she doesn't like (ALW, Frank Rich, G.C., etc....) from Roman in Austin, Texas.. the official Patti LuPone FANatic