Phantom of the Opera- Abridged

[TheatreFreak05]

Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#1

Posted: 7/8/09 at 4:13pm

https://www.broadwayabridged.com/scripts/phantom.shtml

[iflip4musicals]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#2

Posted: 7/8/09 at 4:34pm

That was unbelievably amazing!

"I've never encountered such religiously, you know, loyal fans as Broadway musical theater fans. It's amazing." --Allison Janney

[Bway2]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#2

Posted: 7/8/09 at 4:44pm

I haven't even finished the first scene & I'm dying.
Updated On: 7/8/09 at 04:44 PM

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#3

Posted: 7/8/09 at 4:55pm

Meh. I think it's better when he sticks to new stuff. He doesn't really seem to be breaking any new ground with the shows that have already been out there for ridicule for decades.

[LizzieCurry]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#4

Posted: 7/8/09 at 5:37pm

I haven't even finished the first scene & I'm dyeing.

What color?

"This thread reads like a series of White House memos." — Mister Matt

[CATSNYrevival]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#5

Posted: 7/8/09 at 6:18pm

I thought for sure the Phantom would have sung "Come to Me, Bend to Me" in place of "Music of the Night". Too obvious?

[SporkGoddess]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#6

Posted: 7/8/09 at 6:24pm

I laughed at this part: "You can tell she's MUCH BETTER than the Female Italian Stereotype, because she has much less vibrato."

That's pretty much how it went in the movie, at least.

Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 PM!

[Cape Twirl of Doom]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#7

Posted: 7/8/09 at 6:25pm

Also have you been using my waxen doppleganger as OH GOD OH
GOD OH GOD OH GOD I'LL NEVER BE CLEAN ENOUGH.



Aha, so Christine has read the sequel!

"It's Phantom meets Hamlet... Phamlet!"

[zepka102]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#8

Posted: 7/8/09 at 6:29pm

I actually choked on a cookie from laughing at the dressing room scene.

::bust a move::

[CyCoSpAz2]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#9

Posted: 7/8/09 at 7:28pm

"I don't know, just choose one note and sing it over and over again."

LOL

[EponineAmneris]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#10

Posted: 7/8/09 at 8:27pm

THAT was HILARIOUS

"TO LOVE ANOTHER PERSON IS TO SEE THE FACE OF GOD"- LES MISERABLES--- "THERE'S A SPECIAL KIND OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS SHOW PEOPLE... WE'RE BORN EVERY NIGHT AT HALF HOUR CALL!"--- CURTAINS

[AndAllThatJazz22]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#11

Posted: 7/8/09 at 8:28pm

Spring Awakening and Wicked are still my favorites, but that one is definitely up there.

"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

[Justin D]

re: Phantom of the Opera- Abridged#12

Posted: 7/9/09 at 8:17am

I'm a hard core Phantom Fan and thought this was totally awsome and hilarious.

Bravo!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27199361@N08/ Phantom at the Royal Empire Theatre