[please just kill us] – Hunter Bell, Jeff Bowen, Susan Blackwell, and Heidi Blickenstaff find themselves 60 years old and still carting [title of show] around to increasingly smaller venues, the most recent being a Red Roof Inn in Paducah, Kentucky. Rooting through their decaying luggage, they find a suicide pact they made in younger, happier days, with a manifesto that they would end it all if they were doing the same old thing at age 60. Comically, all their attempts to snuff themselves are foiled by the three remaining posters at BroadwayWorld, who have been following/stalking them with pseudo-religious zeal over the decades.
Mississippi Moron. Johnny, Will, and Tunny head south and move in with the cast of Duck Dynasty, apply for public assistance, and do more of the same nothing for the rest of their lives. But they do it to really loud music.
Thoroughly Depraved Dorothy follows Miss Dorothy after her marriage to Ching Ho has fallen apart, mostly due to her nymphomania. She sells herself into white slavery and becomes the property of, variously, a Japanese shogun, an Arab sheikh, the Dalai Lama, an African warlord, and finally, Eleanor Roosevelt.
Women on the Verge of Finding an Audience sees Sherie Rene Scott, Patti Lupone, Laura Benanti, etc. in another meandering show that no one goes to see. The evening comes to life only once, during Lupone’s stunningly bitchy aria, “Sherie Rene Is A Talent-Free Nobody.”
