Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

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Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:20pm

https://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1105707,00.html

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"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter

#2

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:22pm

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you. I can't say I saw that one coming.

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#3

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:24pm

They certainly never saw anything coming.

#4

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:26pm

She didn't think his tractor was sexy?

Akiva

#5

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:26pm

Whoooooo! Oh no you dih-int just! High five!

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#6

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:28pm

Irony

Kenny Chesney wrote the song "You Had Me At Hello" which was an homage to the line from the movie Jerry Maguire which starred Renee. Looks like he'll need to use a line from Bridget Jones for his next song..

"You think you've found the right man, but there's so much wrong with him, and then he finds there's so much wrong with you, and then it all just falls apart. "

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#7

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:28pm

And I thought it would last forever .....

I mean if Kenny and Renee can't make it work, then what chance do the rest of us have ????

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#8

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:29pm

Did she learn nothing from Julia and Lyle?

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#9

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:31pm

Or Michael or Lisa Marie? Or Michael and Debbie?

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#10

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:33pm

Or Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher? Stay away from crooners!

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"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" - Willy Wonka

#11

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:34pm

Maybe, he didn't want her to do Cabaret either!

#12

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:36pm

awww man... they were so cute together...

#13

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:38pm

I'm just surprised it wasn't voiceanth that posted this first. He must not be feeling well.

Akiva

#14

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:42pm

I did think that MAYBE, since Renee's from Texas, that she MIGHT have been man enough for him.

#15

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:43pm

OK, Michael and Debbie who?

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#16

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:43pm

Jackson and the 'mom-for-hire'.

#17

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:45pm

Thank you!

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#18

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:46pm

Oh, I could have been clearer, but Michael and anybody is always confusing.

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#19

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:47pm

I guess it's kind'a scary that I did.

SO... remind again: straight people can get married and gays can't because...

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#20

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:48pm

Because apparently they'll just get them annulled 4 months later

#21

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:48pm

My sentiments exactly DayDreamer, I guess because they know better than we do.

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Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

#22

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:50pm

The couple was all smiles in happier times.

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#23

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:52pm

Cross your fingers for them.

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"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter

#24

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:57pm

well, that was fast. Now mabye Kenny will come home to me!

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#25

re: Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split

Posted: 9/15/05 at 6:58pm

When I think 100% hetero marriage built to last, it's Anne and what's his name, for sure.

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